Ashlee Simpson is reportedly carrying twins, according to E! On the web:

Hip-hop artist Tyga, Pete’s buddy, says that the parents-to-be are anticipating not one but two bundles of joy.
“They’re having twins,” Tyga stated in an exclusive interview yesterday at the Home of Hype’s pre-VMA barbecue. “They’re really happy.”

Ah, twins. Nature’s magical “fuck you.” Except this time it’s directed at all of us because Pete Wentz just goddamn multiplied. At least we can take comfort knowing that, when evil strikes, the Wentz-Simpson family will join together to form Chin-tron: Defender of the Universe if You Count Perpetually Smiling Like a Douche as a Means of Defense.

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are having a girl. The due date is October 31, and Pete’s so stoked he’s actually sewing clothes for the kid, according to an insider for Star:

“When Pete heard he might have his baby on Halloween, he went nuts. For an emo-rocker type like Pete, that would be just too perfect!”
The daddy-to-be is so excited about his daughter’s arrival, he’s even taken up a new hobby — sewing baby clothes!

If I ever had a child, the last thing I’d do is sew it clothes. Unless, of course, you count a burlap sack. Who wants to go to the lake?

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With her pregnancy getting further and further along, Ashlee Simpson is leaving the performing duties up to her husband and soon-to-be-babydaddy Pete Wentz.

And last night, the Fall Out Boy rocker and his bandmates took the stage at the Victoria’s Secret Pinkapalooza event at the Pier in Santa Monica, California.

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It looks like his famous bulldog Hemingway has a new friend - Pete Wentz proudly displayed his new puppy Rigby on a Starbucks run over the weekend.

Carrying an iced venti caramel macchiato in one hand, and the new pup in the other, the Fall Out Boy bassist smiled for the paparazzi as he made his way to his car.

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It’s no secret Joe Simpson loves money almost as much as his daughter’s breasts. He’ll do whatever it takes to get his hands on it. He let Pete Wentz shotgun wed Ashlee, and now he’s pressuring Tony Romo into proposing to Jessica. Of course, if Tony’s not ready for that commitment, Joe’s a generous guy and will settle for managing Tony’s contract with the Cowboys. I mean, it’s only worth $67 mil. Pfft. Pocket change. Us Weekly reports on Joe’s shenigans:

A source tells Us Joe asked Romo, 28, to drop his agent so he could take over his NFL career and $67.5 million contract.
He even offered to broker a deal to sell his engagement and wedding to a magazine should Romo and Jessica, 27, get engaged. “‘If you guys have a marriage, I can do the same [sell it] that I did with Ashlee,’” a source quotes him as saying.

Joe Simpson must walk around his house squeezing his daughters’ mammaries while saying “Cha-ching.” Actually, I know he does. Wanna know how? Joe sold me the exclusive story for ten bucks and a pic of Christina Aguilera’s cleavage. I gotta admit: the man can bargain. My initial offer was a half-eaten donut and a lingerie ad from today’s paper. That’s when he pulled the gun… NOTE: Why is Tony Romo hiding his face in every single shot? Oh, wait, he’s had sex with Jessica Simpson. Never mind!

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The whole Simpson crew partied at the grand opening of the Palm Place Hotel & Spa in Vegas where their new douche-in-law Pete Wentz DJ’d the event. Pete wanted to make sure everyone know that he’s fallen hard for Joe Simpson. Hard enough to play some Huey Lewis & The News which technically makes them married in the state of Vermont. I have no actual data to back that up. People reports:

Playing “Power of Love,” Wentz said into the microphone, “This is dedicated to my father in law Joe Simpson. I definitely have the power of love for you.”
He later dedicated a song to his “baby momma,” who was sitting in VIP with her mom drinking water.

And speaking of his “baby momma,” Ashlee Simpson officially announced the cancellation of her summer tour. So, condolences to the five people who bought tickets:

“After careful consideration, Ashlee Simpson has decided to postpone her summer tour,” the singer’s publicist said in a statement Saturday. “She is committed to giving her fans the best show possible, and will be back better than ever and ready to rock in the future.”

When I mentioned the whole Simpson crew was present, I, of course, meant Jessica as well who was bombarded by fans asking her to hold their babies. I imagine these photo sessions went a little something a like this: “Oh’s y’all, it’s Jessica SImpson, y’all. Oh, I just loves y’all. Holds my baby, y’all. I know, y’all, it must be tough, y’all, not having your own baby y’all. Smile for the camera, dear. Oh, y’all, that Tony Romo cheating on you y’all. Smile for Gramma, cutie. Y’alls being dumb as a hammer y’all. Hang in there y’all. Always adopt y’all. God bless y’all. Ooh, let’s play Keno, y’all. I hope they have a y’all buffet y’all.” It’s almost like you’re there, isn’t it? Yeah, uh, my bad. Gotta stop doing that….

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Enjoying a night out in Sin City, the Simpson sisters and Pete Wentz headed out for the grand opening of the Palms Place Hotel & Spa in Las Vegas on Saturday (May 31).

Upon arrival, Ashlee Simpson and her Fall Out Boy beau posed on the red carpet together before Ashlee’s big sister Jessica took her turn.

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Despite all the breakup talk, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are back together, but a college friend of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback says Romo’s insisting on calling the plays from now on. “He did agree to go to [sister Ashlee’s] wedding - keeping his promise to Jessica,” Romo’s Eastern Illinois alum pal told the Chicago Sun-Times. “But […]

Despite all the breakup talk, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are back together, but a college friend of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback says Romo’s insisting on calling the plays from now on.

“He did agree to go to [sister Ashlee’s] wedding - keeping his promise to Jessica,” Romo’s Eastern Illinois alum pal told the Chicago Sun-Times.

“But he made it super-clear that if they were to give it another go, her dad, Joe, had to seriously back off.”

Joe Simpson, a former minister and current pimp, has long been seen as an overbearing presence, managing both his daughters’ careers.

While clearly successful at what he does - look at how much money he’s made off two airheads with no talent - Joe Simpson has earned a reputation as a guy who’s, um, extremely difficult to work with.

The Sun-Times says Tony Romo told Jessica Simpson that their renewed relationship is on a trial basis, so long as Joe “leaves them alone” and stops telling Romo how to run his life, career and endorsement deals.

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson have been seen together in recent days, after the solo vacation Jessica took in Cabo San Lucas following the pregnant, talentless Ashlee Simpson’s marriage to Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz.

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Well, it’s official: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz tied the knot. I didn’t really think this counted as news until I found out Jessica Simpson was involved AND brought Tony Romo as her date despite reports he banged half… Via [Thesuperficial]

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Pete Wentz (full name Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III, I shit you not) had a bachelor celebration thrown for him last night with his father (pink shirt) and future father-in-law Joe Simpson. No doubt, Pete’s dad did backflips when… Via [Thesuperficial]

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