She’s definitely having a fantastic time during her stay in London, England. And last night Paris Hilton was all about hitting the club.

The former “Simple Life” babe headed over to the Cuckoo Club to film a segment for her new British reality TV series “My New Ideal Friend.”

Via [Gossipgirls]

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Because everyone thought Paris Hilton’s political ad was so effing adorable, she somehow roped Martin Sheen into helping her beat a dead horse then rape its carcass. If The West Wing going off the air didn’t effectively end Martin Sheen’s career, this thing put him out of his misery. EXTRA CREDIT: While I was typing this post, I couldn’t help but think “Wow, Paris Hilton is literally just a diseased labia away from careening into obscurity.” Which is sweet justice considering, up until recently, she was the queen of undeserved celebrity. But now Heidi & Spencer are mugging like trained chimps for that title. So, here’s the question: If you had to choose between the Douche Twins or Paris, which would you rather see fall off the face of the planet while the other remains a “celebrity?” (And you have to select or else something catastrophic will happen like, I dunno, beer no longer tastes delicious.) DISCUSS. Via [Thesuperficial]

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Anne Hathway stopped by Letterman last night to promote her new film Rachel Getting Married, and the conversation swiftly moved to her relationship with convicted con-man Raffaello Follieri. Unlike Paris Hilton, Anne didn’t pout like a spoiled brat, and took the grilling pretty well. Even when she looked to Paul Shaffer for support who asked if Raffaello ever walked up to her dressed like the Pope. C’mon, Paul, everyone knows the answer to that: Only when he needed her social security number. Video after the jump.

Via [Thesuperficial]

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Prior to her big movie screening, Paris Hilton was spotted out on a very important lunch date - as the heiress grabbed a bite to eat with newlywed Television star Ellen DeGeneres.

The “My New BFF” reality starlet and her speak show host pal happily posed side-by-side while meeting up at the Apple restaurant in West Hollywood on Friday (September 26).

Via [Gossipgirls]

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Paris Hilton sat down with Reuters to talk about her hard-working lifestyle. And, yes, you just read that: Paris Hilton states she works. Here’s what Paris has to state about the most annoying misconception people have of her:

“The one that ’she doesn’t work’. I’m literally running a big corporation. I’ve my clothing lines, my champagne, my watches, shoes and purses and dog clothes — every sort of product you can envision. I am doing movies. I am doing my record right now, producing, starring in a Television show. So it is a 24 hour, seven day-a-week job. I work all the time, so I laugh when I hear people say that.”

Huh. I always thought the most annoying misconception would be the one where she has herpes. Then again, it can’t be annoying if it’s true. I WIN!

Via [Thesuperficial]

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Paris Hilton attended the Fifth Annual Summer’s End Beach Party benefiting Nevada Cancer Institute on Saturday night. The reality TV veteran took to the stage and encouraged party-goers to open their hearts and their wallets and give generously to NVCI, saying “everyone has been touched by cancer in one way or another.” Paris’ grandmother battled breast cancer. […]

Paris Hilton attended the Fifth Annual Summer’s End Beach Party benefiting Nevada Cancer Institute on Saturday night.

The reality TV veteran took to the stage and encouraged party-goers to open their hearts and their wallets and give generously to NVCI, saying “everyone has been touched by cancer in one way or another.”

Paris’ grandmother battled breast cancer.

This is the second time that Paris has attended a Nevada Cancer Institute fundraiser to support the cause close to her heart.

The event raised more than $1.5 million.

[Photo via Elegant Images.]

Via [Perezhilton.com]

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World-traveling couple Paris Hilton and Benji Madden arrived hand-in-hand at the “Paris, Not France” premiere held at Reyerson Theatre during the 2008 Toronto International Film Festival on Tuesday evening (September 9).

Starring the entire Hilton clan and their friends, the Adria Petty documentary finds cameras following the day-to-day life of the socialite turned reality star.

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Paris Hilton is no longer desperately seeking impregnation. Ho. Ly. Shit! *pops open champagne* WHOOPEEEEE! Hollyscoop reports:

“You know right now I’m just focusing on my business. A lot of traveling around the world. There’s no time for a baby right now.
Paris added, “I would love to one day, but for right now it wouldn’t be right to have a kid because I don’t have the time. My schedule is so crazy, I’m going to London next month for a couple of weeks to do my BFF show in London, so I’ve a lot of work cut out for me.”

You know who you don’t hear saying he wants a baby on the ASAP and we have the ability to thank for this turn of events? Benji Madden. Of course, he’s probably too busy scrubbing his testicles with a Brillo pad, but still.

Via [Thesuperficial]

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Caroline D’Amore bikini pics! (Malibu - 8/30) Yup, Caroline D’Amore went to the beach. Last weekend to be exact. Those of you unfamiliar with Caroline, she’s basically the brunette Paris Hilton. With a gag reflex. NOTE: 18 more Caroline D’Amore bikini photos on PAGE 2 (CLICK HERE)

Caroline D’Amore bikini pics! (Malibu - 8/30)

Yup, Caroline D’Amore went to the beach. Last weekend to be exact. Those of you unfamiliar with Caroline, she’s basically the brunette Paris Hilton. With a gag reflex.

NOTE: 18 more Caroline D’Amore bikini photos on PAGE 2 (CLICK HERE)

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Paris Hilton unveiled her latest product “The Bandit” this weekend which is, surprisingly, not a giant vibrator shaped like the Hamburglar. I’m as shocked as you are. That said, these launch photos will no doubt be the smoking gun in the mysterious case of “Holy crap, my pee is burning me.”

Via [Thesuperficial]

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