Kate Moss leaving the Vivienne Westwood Red Label fashion show (9/18) You wanna know just how huge of a drunk Kate Moss is? That picture was taken before she got to Bungalow 8 nightclub in London last night. Astonishing. I could bathe in vodka for a week and still not look that drunk. FACT: Did you know […]

Kate Moss leaving the Vivienne Westwood Red Label fashion show (9/18)
You wanna know just how big of a drunk Kate Moss is? That picture was taken before she got to Bungalow 8 nightclub in London last night. Astonishing. I could bathe in vodka for a week and still not look that drunk.
FACT: Did you know Kate Moss is on a first-name basis with 89% of the bartenders in London?
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MTV sucks.
Sorry, but it’s true. First, with no notice, they decide to air a new episode of The Hills as a special, Sunday-night lead-in for the VMAs. Hella weak.
Even worse, though? Plugging the VMAs with a gigantic banner that took up half the screen. And since half The Hills takes place in clubs - necessitating subtitles for the conversations - that banner made them unreadable. Nice work, assclowns.
Lastly, the network spent the entire week promoting an exciting fight that landed Brody Jenner in jail, with Doug Reinhardt in tow. This, of course, was only discussed in the last 12 seconds. Wait ’til next episode again, we suppose!
Eat ass, MTV.
Anyway, from what we could discern, Lauren Conrad and Co. headed to the City of Sin for Frankie Delgado’s birthday. For whatever reason, that turned into one huge drama-fest as Brody rode Stephanie Pratt hard the entire time.
We don’t mean that in a sexual way. Heavens no. He was just bashing her over and over again for being shady. Brody Jenner either has a large grudge for some reason, or was prompted by the producers to harp on this. Or both.
At dinner, Stephane Pratt finally confronted Brody Jenner to try to figure out why he told Lauren Conrad not to be friends with her.
He blurted out that she was crazy and even brought up her past problems with drugs and shoplifting. If you missed that mug shot, peep it.
Caught off guard, Stephanie left the table to cry it out. Lauren followed and comforted her - the drama continued at that point, though.
Audrina Patridge showed up with Justin-Bobby (we love how he reappears from time to time with no notice) but refused to say hi to anyone except Frankie. Lauren and Audrina spent the entire night eyeing each other awkwardly.
LC said she was trying to avoid a conversation that could affect her friendship with Audrina as tension lingered thickly in the nightclub air.
Elsewhere, Spencer Pratt was over the top (even by his lofty standards) as Heidi’s older sister, Holly Montag, is in the process of moving out to Los Angeles and crashing with them until she found a place of her own.
Spencer actually drove to Heidi’s office to complain that Holly was laying around in her pajamas and deleted three of his shows on TiVo. Hilarious.
Even more hilarious was Heidi’s response: maybe Spencer Pratt needs to get out of the home more often instead of getting pissed about Tivo.
A fair point.
Finally, back in Vegas, Frankie Delgado informs the pretty girls that Doug Reinhardt and Brody Jenner were in a fight and have landed in jail.
Paris opening a club in Vegas Paris Hilton is opening a club in Las Vegas . . . which is code for: someone wants to open up a new club in Las Vegas and pay Paris Hilton to use her name. The heirhead told In Touch Weekly: “I’m in talks right now. I think I found […]

Paris opening a club in Vegas
Paris Hilton is opening a club in Las Vegas . . . which is code for: someone wants to open up a new club in Las Vegas and pay Paris Hilton to use her name. The heirhead told In Touch Weekly:
“I’m in speaks right now. I think I found a really good space.” Paris should have no trouble getting people to line up. “The Vegas crowds love her,” says a Las Vegas nightlife insider. “It’s a mob scene every time she arrives.” And while the heiress is coy about the details, she already has a name. “But I can’t tell anyone,” she says. “It’s not trademarked yet!”
This might be the first time in her life Paris has opened something up that wasn’t her mouth, legs, or sphincter. If Paris needs a catchy name for her nightclub, might I advocate the following: “The Stinky Hole,” “Infection,” or “Swallows.” If you consider it though, opening a club in Vegas is a perfect fit for Paris since each night she’ll have her choice of over 150,000 hotel rooms to wake up next to a strange guy in.
“Neeeeeeeeeext!” Can you beat my caption? Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed). [Pacific Coast News]
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Lauren Conrad A drunk Lauren Conrad leaving Coco De Ville nightclub in West Hollywood last night [WENN]
A drunk Lauren Conrad leaving Coco De Ville nightclub in West Hollywood last night
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While Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick was partying it up for his birthday down the street at TAO, the Kardashian women and friends were busy helping Khloe celebrate her 24th at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas on Friday (June 27).
Posing for the photographers upon arrival, Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Reggie Bush joined Khloe, Kourtney and Kris Jenner on the red carpet.
But he looks so tolerant and understanding . . . Remember the controversy surrounding Don Imus last year when he called the Rutgers women’s basketball team “nappy-headed hos”? He doesn’t. The radio host had some rather interesting remarks about embattled NFL player Adam “Pacman” Jones this morning . . . and by interesting I mean “cross-burning” […]

But he looks so tolerant and understanding . . .
Remember the controversy surrounding Don Imus last year when he called the Rutgers women’s basketball team “nappy-headed hos”? He doesn’t. The radio host had some rather interesting remarks about embattled NFL player Adam “Pacman” Jones this morning . . . and by interesting I mean “cross-burning” . . . that’s an adjective, right?
[Newsman Warner Wolf]: “Defensive back Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones, recently signed by the Cowboys — here’s a guy suspended all of 2007 following a shooting in a Vegas nightclub –
IMUS: “Well, stuff happens, you’re in a nightclub for God’s sake. What do you thinks gonna happen in a nightclub? People are drinking, they’re doing drugs, there are women there, and, uh, people have guns.”
Let me interrupt for a second . . . *scratches head* . . . where are these nightclubs Don Imus is going to? That sounds like something out of Saigon, circa 1965.
WOLF: “He’s also, he’s been arrested six times since being drafted by Tennessee in 2005.”
IMUS: “What color is he?”
WOLF: “He’s African American.”
IMUS: “[chuckle] There you go, OK, now we know.”
I still can’t get over that thing about the nightclub. You could quote Jesus Christ himself and still not sound as old as Don did with that comment.