It used to be an open invite to magazines and dozens of dudes, but it looks like from now on, only Samantha Ronson will be seeing Lindsay Lohan naked.

The actress, who’s become an ardent fan of girl-on-girl action in recent months, has just turned down a $700,000 offer to pose nude in Playboy.

Specifically, Hugh Hefner’s enterprise wanted Lindsay Lohan topless for an eight-page spread in Playboy’s 55th-anniversary issue this January.

“If there’s nudity, the answer’s no … She’s not going down that [New York Magazine] road again,” the actress’ rep said in a statement to Playboy, referring to the strange Lindsay Lohan nude Marilyn Monroe tribute last winter.

Lindsay Lohan nude used to be a far more frequent, public thing.

Playboy hoped to have Lohan do a tribute to ’60s sex kitten Ann-Margret and her film “Kitten With a Whip,” which is supposedly one of Lindsay’s faves.

Instead, she’ll probably just be content starring in a private sex tape involving a SamRo with a whip, some handcuffs and who the hell knows what else.

Via [thehollywoodgossip]

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Leave Bristol Palin alone, Lindsay Lohan says!

Well, sort of.

On her latest MySpace blog, Lohan writes that discussion about Bristol’s impending baby with Levi Johnston is distracting people from learning about Sarah Palin; you know, the Republican nominee for Vice President.

Lindsay herself then adds a salient point, however, that connects Bristol’s pregnancy with part of her mother’s platform.

“I think the real problem comes from the fact that we’re taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place,” Lohan blogged, adding:

“It’s distracting from the real issues, the real each day problems that this country experiences… I get Sarah Palin’s views against abortion, but I would much like to hear more about what she can do for our country, rather than how her daughter is going to have a child no matter what. Maybe focus on delivering some words and policy with stronger impact like Joe Biden.”

Lindsay Lohan asks for less coverage of Bristol Palin and more focus on what’s wrong with Governor Palin’s views on sex education.

Lohan then went on to stress the importance of sex education, a topic that Palin has stated she believes should revolve solely around abstinence-only teaching. In 2006, the Governor stated any “explicit sex-ed programs won’t find my support.”

“I think that parents need to recognize how important it is to talk to their children about the things that can result from being sexually active if they aren’t protecting themselves,” Lohan writes.

It’s true.

If Palin, as such a staunch supporter of abstinence-only education, cannot instruct her own child to refrain from pre-marital sex, might that be a sign that such a platform is ineffective?

Via [thehollywoodgossip]

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No bra, what a shock Lindsay Lohan’s hooked up with so many people in her life, she can’t go to a club without running into one of her ex-flings — male and female. The latest run-in occurred last month at the grand opening of Apple Lounge in West Hollywood. A witness at the club told In […]

No bra, what a shock

Lindsay Lohan’s hooked up with so many people in her life, she can’t go to a club without running into one of her ex-flings — male and female. The latest run-in occurred last month at the grand opening of Apple Lounge in West Hollywood. A witness at the club told In Touch Weekly:

“Lindsay chatted with her ex Harry Morton for a few minutes. Sam wasn’t thrilled.”

Lindsay, 22, was there to support her live-in galpal, who was deejaying the event. But before the night was over, another of Lindsay’s exes, Calum Best, showed up, followed by former girlfriend Courtenay Semel. Even though Lindsay’s rep states, “It wasn’t awkward for her to be with all of her exes,” a witness states, “That was definitely enough drama for Lindsay. She made sure the rest of the night was very mellow, drinking little as she smoked and stuck by Sam’s side . . . Lindsay reassured Sam by gently rubbing her lower back whenever they were alone.”

Courtenay Semel dated Lindsay in late 2007, says an insider. Lindsay dated Calum Best for three months in 2007. Harry Morton romanced Lindsay in 2006.

Is anyone surprised Lindsay ran into a couple of her exs while out and about in Hollywood? That slut’s screwed more people in Southern California than la migra. About the only place Lindsay could hang out where she wouldn’t run into someone she used to “date” is Lance Bass’ house.

[WENN]

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Lindsay and her father during better times I love celebrity family feuds. Michael Lohan responded late yesterday to his daughter Lindsay’s response about him criticizing her leech girlfriend Samantha Ronson. In an interview with E! on Wednesday, Michael claimed Samantha is “using” Lindsay and planning to writing a tell-all book. Both Sam and Lindsay took their […]

Lindsay and her father during better times

I love celebrity family feuds. Michael Lohan responded late yesterday to his daughter Lindsay’s response about him criticizing her leech girlfriend Samantha Ronson. In an interview with E! on Wednesday, Michael claimed Samantha is “using” Lindsay and planning to writing a tell-all book. Both Sam and Lindsay took their repsective MySpace pages to blast Michael yesterday. Here’s his response to their response:

“Who’s out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break. Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins … She’s gone from making $7 million to less than a million a motion picture. Who’s out of control? I go to church. I go and help people in rehab. That’s control. How can she say I’m out of control?”

“I want Lindsay to be in a good place. When I started looking at what Samantha was doing, dragging Lindsay to clubs, drinking around Lindsay … Samantha is one of the biggest problems in her life. That’s what Dina told me. I’m reacting on what Dina said, but then Dina steps out of the picture because she wants to look like the good guy. Dina’s a two-face. She wants to try to look good and stay on Lindsay’s good side instead of being a good parent. I don’t give two hoots about my relationship with Lindsay as a friend. One day she’s going to turn around to me and tell me, ‘Daddy, you were right.’” (Source)

Something tells me Michael’s not getting that house, vehicle, boat, timeshare, country club membership, motorcycle, 2-week-vacation to Hawaii, RV, diamond watch, and big-screen Television he asked Lindsay to get him for Christmas.

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Lindsay Lohan decided not to wear a bra yesterday which resulted in a plethora of side-boob viewage. That said, I can’t tell if these pics are hot considering Lindsay’s body looks exactly like E.T.’s pale brother, What’s-His-Face? Oh, right: Kirsten Dunst.

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Following a fun-filled night at the grand opening of Apple Lounge (August 14), Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted doing a little retail therapy yesterday (August 15).

The “Labor Pains” cutie and her deejay girlfriend looked like they were ready to spend some loot as they made their way to the Fred Segal and Dior boutiques in Hollywood.

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Lindsay Lohan slapped on her blogging bra to discuss allegations that her 14-year-old sister Ali has breast implants. In the lengthy diatribe on her MySpace page, Lindsay also surprisingly defends her mom Dina who has the parenting skills of asbestos:

hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and begin throwing questions at me…
one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you’ve to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to state is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we’ve our ups and downs, but all in all my mom taught us to appreciate what we’ve been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to modify her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you’ve enough insecurities to start with, then add being in the public eye…
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to injured another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL

“Til next time”? Christ, there’s going to be more?! Excuse me for a second. I suddenly feel the overwhelming urge to fire a bullet into my face. BRB!

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Samantha Ronson is speaks about her “relationship” with Lindsay Lohan in the pages of the new Harper’s Bazaar. Because you know who cares about lesbians? Housewives. That’s science:

When asked about Lohan, Samantha is polite but firm. “I’m not going to speak about Lindsay because she’s my friend, you know? She’s great. She’s also 22 years old. I think people forget that. With the World wide web the way it is, one second we’re enemies, one second we’re best friends, one second we’re lovers, and then we’re broken up.”
By press time, reports had trickled out on the Web that Samantha had changed her personal status on Facebook to “in a relationship,” while pics of her and Lohan holding hands had circulated. She’s accustomed to the speculation. “Even the airport-security guy in Canada asked me, ‘So, is it true?’” laughs Samantha. “It’s like, ‘Oh, yeah, I’m telling you.’”

So, reading between the lines, I’ve finally concluded this whole lesbian engagement thing is an orchestrated effort to revive Lindsay’s career. But who is she really having sex with, and where are they hiding the bodies? (You can’t speak if you’re dead.) I mean, sure, Lindsay could be sleeping with just one guy who’s on the payroll, but that would constitute monogamy which is a fancy word for “crazy speak.”

Via [Thesuperficial]

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Lindsay Lohan was spotted around town wearing a see through shirt without her bra on. You know, if I had giant breasts I probably wouldn’t wear a bra either. Hell, I probably wouldn’t even wear a shirt. No, I envision my days would be filled in front of a camcorder rolling around in a tub. And that tub? May or might not be filled with Jell-O.* *It is. NOTE: Pics link to either NSFW or LSFW versions, depending on how good your eyesight is.

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Drawing an end to their Windy City weekend getaway, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted arriving at LAX Airport in Los Angeles on Sunday (August 3).

The BFF/rumored lovers were greeted at their terminal by an assistant, being ushered out to an awaiting vehicle after LiLo snuck in a quick cigarette break.

Via [Gossipgirls]

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