Merry Christmas to all from The Hollywood Gossip. We wish you the most joyous of holidays, and hope that all of your hopes and dreams are soon realized.
What did you get for Christmas? Was it all that you hoped for?
We certainly hope so. On a similar note, our interns recently checked with Santa and asked the large guy himself what certain celebrities wanted this year.
The rotund one’s list may surprise you …
Miley Cyrus: A stripper pole in her bedroom.
Amy Winehouse: To see Christmas 2010.
Jessica Simpson: A new set of candles.
Tiger Woods: A mulligan… or 15.
Adam Lambert: Eye shadow.
Mischa Barton: Protein.
Sarah Palin: A new visor.
Pamela Anderson: A bra.
Kate Gosselin: A new man to degrade.
Justin-Bobby: A bar of Irish Spring.
HO, HO, HO! (Sorry, that’s our entire joke)
Lindsay Lohan: Some pants. And/or morals.
Lil Wayne: Condoms and cigarettes.
Robsten: Privacy.
Paula Abdul: Fewer drugs.
Jake Pavelka: Everlasting fame love on reality TV.
Michael Jackson: None, thanks to you, Dr. Conrad Murray.
Lady Gaga: More ridiculous fashion; Fewer hermaphrodite rumors.
Kim Kardashian: An engagement ring; A red carpet in her bedroom; For certain gossip websites to cease mentioning how hard she took it from Ray J on video …
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: A Santa-themed bikini pic shoot on the beach in Malibu, after Pacific Coast News just occurred to run into them there.
Britney Spears: Freeeeeeeeeeedom!!!!!
Brad Pitt: Another baby.
Angelina Jolie: The slow, painful death of Jennifer Aniston.
It’s rare for Kim Kardashian to wear clothing that doesn’t accentuate her enormous breasts.
It’s not rare, however, for her to make headlines for absolutely no reason at all.
With that in mind, Glamour has given the former sex tape star a “makeunder,” which pretty much translates to sticking Kim in a baggy sweater and not applying enough makeup on her face to drown a kitten.
Asked about the toned-down look (below), Kardashian described it as the opposite of Ray J when he was banging her on video; i.e. “really soft.”
Here’s what else Kim told Glamour about her style, work ethic and relationship…
On career advice: “So many people think that everything will be handed to them, and that’s just not the case. You have to work for what you get.”
On who she’s makeover: “Britney Spears. I feel I could style her a bit. I would love to see her hair glam and flowy.”
On contrasting hair colors: “I went blond last summer just to test it out. I felt like I was a different person, I swear. I do think blonds have more fun, but brunettes are sexier.”
On cooking for Reggie Bush: “I’m a great cook. His favorite meal is soul food: chicken and macaroni and cheese. That’s my specialty. I’ll cook it once a month with corn bread and greens. That I’ve mastered.
On marriage and/or baby urges: “I think about it all the time - it’s hard not to because of my family - but now isn’t my time.”
Way above, Kim Kardashian is “madeunder.” Directly above, she’s donning her typical, scantily-clad outfits. Which look do you prefer?
Note to Kim Kardashian: when you make Kate Bosworth look like the Rush Limbaugh, something is wrong.
Indeed, Kim Tweeted a photo of her emaciated self to followers last week, causing the Web to wonder what the heck happened to the formerly curvy, sexy amateur sex tape actress?
The answer: QuickTrim happened.
Kim and Khloe Kardashian sold themselves (and curvy girls eveywhere) out a long time ago, as they agreed to shill for a totally unhealthy weight loss system. On the home page for this cleansing product, the folks behind QuickTrim write: [Our] statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
Something to keep in mind for anyone that wants to follow the Kardashians’ lead.
On her most recent blog entry, Kim writes:
“I really feel like I’ve reached my fitness goal and now I’m toned, fit and at a healthy weight and I just need to keep it up!”
From there, Kim posted photos (above) of her and Khloe in bikinis from a current QuickTrim commercial shoot. They both look positively sick, gaunt and terrible.
At least the sisters are undoubtedly using the money from these campaigns to help third-world countries and those in poverty… NOT!
Taking time off from blatantly hawking Warner Bros. DVDs, Kim Kardashian posted the above pic to her Twitter account Sunday claiming she’d reached her “goal” using QuickTrim, the weight loss product she’s endorsing. What’s hilarious is how obviously …read full story
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Making the most of her stay in the Huge Apple, Kim Kardashian attended the Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Birthday Celebration Presented by Ciroc Vodka at The Grand Ballroom at The Plaza Hotel in New York City on Thursday night (November 19)
Joined by her mom, Kris Jenner, the E! reality star looked absolutely stunning in a while and black frock as she posed for photos at the sanky affair.
Having taken part in Ebay promotional duties earlier in the day, Kim now finds herself headed down south to Florida.
She tweets, “Bye bye New York! Wish I stayed longer but Miami here we come! Join me tonight @ 6pm, opening of A’GACI @ SAWGRASS MILLS in Florida.”
Stepping out for some personal pampering, Kim Kardashian was spotted meandering around Beverly Hills this morning (November 13).
The “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” hottie looked adorable as she arrived at a nearby nail salon, sporting a black vest with a grey printed top, black leggings and black sandals.
In related news, Miss Kardashian has really been putting all kinds of time into keeping her fit figure with a strict workout regimen.
Taking to her Twitter page, Kim tweeted, “Just finished Boot Camp! Feels so good to go heavy in the gym! Anyone work out this day? What did u do?”
Yesterday, readers were given the challenge of writing the best kaption for this pic of Kim Kardashian keeping her hands klean at an event this week.
Your THG Caption Contest winner is SpaceAceMoonBoots.
Congratulations on a job well done! The winning entry appears below the pic, and you can click here to read the full list of submissions sent in for it.
Thanks to all for playing and best of luck in our next Caption Contest!

WTF! This last bit of dignity won’t come off!
The Kardashian family is full of excitement. One sister is pregnant, another just got married, and now Kim is looking for a new house with boyfriend Reggie Bush.
“After they got back together they were both looking for new places and decided to take the next step in their relationship,” a source told.
After the couple broke up, they reconciled in September.
Shortly after getting back together, Kim said she was going to get rid of her condo. “I love my condo, it’s beautiful. However, I feel that it’s time to move into a home. I’ll miss it, for sure.”
Kim didn’t say that any reasoning for moving had anything to do with she and Bush, but it has many eyebrows raised.
As far as getting back together, she states, “We just made the decision that we want to make it work, and the time off was really beneficial for the both of us. I think sometimes people need to take a break just to take time off to see how much they need each other and how much they really are compatible.”
Lovely! Kim Kardashian channeled Princess Jasmine for Halloween and she truly is the spitting image of the Disney beauty! Where’s Reggie’s pic? P.S. Those boobs are fake, right???


Lovely!
Kim Kardashian channeled Princess Jasmine for Halloween and she truly is the spitting image of the Disney beauty!
Where’s Reggie’s photo?
P.S. Those boobs are fake, right???