He may be a notorious womanizer, but as John Mayer sees it, he’s holding back, in large part because of that label he can’t seem to shed (fairly or otherwise):

“I should be having sex with more girls.”

This is what the douchebag concluded to the New York Times in an interview that ran over the weekend. But alas, the celeb gossip sites have taken their toll.

“It’s crazy to me that in my head, that being 32 and dating women is going to get me in trouble,” he stated. “I can’t even explain how terrible that feels.”

“I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution,” the self-pity party continued. “It’s a nightmare.”

For John Mayer, being an ambivalent, self-aware heartthrob has its downside.

In the three years since his last album, the double-platinum Continuum, was released, he’s become a notorious tabloid staple as well as a singer/songwriter.

Mayer is known arm candy - Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston - and his tests of will with the media as much as he’s for his music. But now it’s music … right?

His new album, Battle Studies, released on Tuesday, seems to suggest it … but with a hint of cynicism and bitterness that may stem from his personal life.

Most of its tracks are about love, and about lovers, and about anyone who might be looking and passing judgment from the outside in. Aww. Poor John Mayer.

Via [thehollywoodgossip]

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Returning from her current trip to India, where she was filming her upcoming reality show The Price of Beauty, Jessica Simpson showed off a Henna tattoo.

Nice to see she picked up some new ink while visiting that wonderful nation. Too bad she couldn’t pick up any singing or acting talent while she was there.

“The intricate Mehndi designs are typically Indian, and made with a turmeric paste,” her rep tells London’s Daily Mail of Jessica Simpson’s new tattoo.

“They’re worn at wedding ceremonies and are supposed to bring good luck to eligible single women in India. It’s a massive style statement. These extremely intricate designs usually take hours to apply by hand using a brush. The artists are very skilled.”

Unlike a certain “artist” we know. Sorry.

Click to enlarge the Jessica Simpson photos below to see it …

What do you think of Jessica Simpson’s new tattoo?

While in India, Jessica also got a bindi dot on her forehead (above, left) as she hit up a Bollywood celebration at the capital’s glitzy Vie Lounge earlier this week.

Simpson was a guest of Neha Dhupia, the Indian “beauty ambassador” on the singer’s show. We don’t know what that means, but it sounds really awesome.

Simpson’s upcoming reality show, scheduled to air on VH1, documents what beauty means in different cultures. It also documents her being a moron a lot.

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He’s been known to make women all over the world fall in love with him, but Gerard Butler is reportedly keeping things platonic with Jessica Simpson.

The “P.S. I Love You” stud was spotted out with the “Come on Over” songstress and her hairstylist/BFF Ken Paves on Tuesday night at New York City’s SoHo Home.

One eyewitness revealed “They seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours.” But an inside source told press, “There is nothing romantic there at all.”

And it might be a good thing, because Jess has been plenty busy with her new VH1 gig “The Price of Beauty.” Yesterday she tweeted, “@kenpaves and I are going to India!!!!”

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After realizing what a douche move they made on Sunday with their skit mocking Jessica Simpson, Fox released a statement apologizing for being so inventive insensitive: “Burger King Corp. didn’t have any editorial input in the creation of the animation that ran last Sunday, and no one from Burger King Corp. approved it before it […]

After realizing what a douche move they made on Sunday with their skit mocking Jessica Simpson, Fox released a statement apologizing for being so inventive insensitive:

“Burger King Corp. didn’t have any editorial input in the creation of the animation that ran last Sunday, and no one from Burger King Corp. approved it before it aired. Upon reflection, our poor attempt at humor was insensitive and we deeply apologize to anyone who might have been offended.”

A rep for Burger King adds:

“Burger King Corp. has a long-standing relationship with FOX Sports, as well as an extensive media partnership with the network. The specific content for this sketch involving Jessica Simpson was not developed or aired by BKC or any of its agencies.”

We expect to hear Jessica reply with: “Fuck off and send free Whoppers!”

We kid, we kid…kind of.

[Image via WENN.]

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