Welcome, celeb gossip readers. We’ve added 116 new celebrity pics to our gallery here at The Hollywood Gossip. We invite you to click on and enlarge some of the gems below, and follow the jump for many more hot pictures:

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In this “parody” video, Jessica Alba continues her self-righteous quest to encourage people who think The Hills is real to vote. It also features a muzzled Hayden Panettiere which, I’ll admit, nearly made me feel like I was falling in love again for the very first time. Until I remembered celebrity political ads are the equivalent of Michael J. Fox performing a vasectomy: They both end with your brain getting stabbed by someone famous. Via [Thesuperficial]

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Jessica Alba Jessica Alba leaving the Griddle Cafe in Hollywood (9/14) [Splash News, Flynet, WENN]

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Jessica Alba leaving the Griddle Cafe in Hollywood (9/14)

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Jessica Alba and her daughter Honor Marie Warren in New York (9/9) All of you that thought she’d inherit her mother’s personality, give yourself a pat on the back. [Splash News, INFDaily.com]

Jessica Alba and her daughter Honor Marie Warren in New York (9/9)

All of you that thought she’d inherit her mother’s personality, give yourself a pat on the back.

[Splash News, INFDaily.com]

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Here’s Jessica Alba out and about yesterday rocking a chest that says “Yes, I did recently squeeze a little person out of my pelvis. Thank you for asking.” Which, honestly, almost made me consider Jessica Alba a captivating individual. Keyword being: Nearly.

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Suddenly, Jennifer Aniston’s nipple sonar went off: Somebody was popping nips and their name wasn’t Jennifer Aniston. “I’ll see about this,” Jennifer stated. She quickly turned to her assistant. “Ice me.” “But, miss-” “I SAID, ‘ICE ME!’” Several cold seconds later, Jennifer Aniston’s nipples were primed like rockets in a missile silo. She motioned for her driver to cease near a pack of paparazzi. Jessica Alba, Rihanna: a day of reckoning is upon thee. Jennifer Aniston exited the automobile and immediately began pointing at objects with almost laser-guided precision. Inside her head a maniacal, yet genius, monologue ensued: “Is that a rock? Now it’s a rock being pointed at by my nipples. What are you drinking? A latte? Now it’s a latte being pointed at by my nipples. Say, is that a bird?” And then it happened: Jennifer Aniston’s assistant, clearly gone suicidal, attempted to block the nipples with her purse. Her body would later be found in a sand dune on a Mexican beach. The police deduced the culprit’s identity by the two punctures wound in the back, but who would dare prosecute? Anyone worth their badge knew you didn’t go after the nipples. Not in this town. Not in any town…

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Still getting used to her duties as a new mom, the always stunning Jessica Alba was spotted out shopping it up in Beverly Hills on Saturday afternoon (July 12).

After browsing the shops’ selections, the “Into the Blue” babe, who welcomed her baby daughter Honor Warren into the world just over a month ago, then met up with her hubby Cash Warren for a bite to eat at Burger 90210.

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Jessica Alba  gave birth to a girl at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles this weekend. Husband Cash Warren was by his wife’s bedside during the blessed event, as Alba’a dad was overheard saying “she’s beautiful.” We have no doubt she is.

Jessica Alba  gave birth to a girl at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles this weekend.

Husband Cash Warren was by his wife’s bedside during the blessed event, as Alba’a dad was overheard saying “she’s beautiful.”

We have no doubt she is.

Via [thehollywoodgossip]

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Jessica Alba’s own brother, Josh Alba, didn’t even know his sister got married. In fact, he seemed quite stunned he even had a sister. That’s odd. If Jessica Alba were my sister, I’d be more stunned by how often I drilled a hole in the shower wall respected the boundaries and social mores of the time. Us Weekly reports:

“My sister!? I’m going to have to call her!” Josh Alba said when Us Weekly alerted him to the news Tuesday.
When asked if Warren will make a good husband, Josh told Us “Well, he’s my brother in law now!”

Us Weekly, you guys are aces. Way to A.) tell a man he’s not invited to his own sister’s wedding while B.) essentially calling his new brother in law a dick. I mean, couldn’t you at least slipped it in there that Jessica Alba has the acting ability of a bowl of soup? Yeesh. Talk about sloppy reporting.

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