Taking a break from getting bad plastic surgery, being annoying on The Hills and getting arrested for drunk driving, Stephanie Pratt posed for Maxim recently.

If girls who look like Spencer Pratt smoking and posing close to topless is something that turns you on, then boy, this photo spread is right up your alley!

Stephanie Pratt bears a resemblance to her brother, and channels her sister-in-law with this trashy appearance/interview with the men’s mag.

Excerpts (and racy Stephanie Pratt pics) below

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On emerging from Spencer’s shadow: “In high school it was, ‘Oh, you’re Spencer’s little sister.’ When we got on TV it was, ‘We hate Spencer’s little sister because she’s related to Spencer Pratt!’ I never had my own name, so this is exciting.”

On The Hills being real (ha, right): “None of us study acting. We can’t cry on the spot. My own brother didn’t speak to me for eight months because I went to ’s birthday celebration! It would be easier to be on a scripted show.”

On dating in L.A.: “The guys in L.A. are awful. I feel like I know half of them, and the other half I don’t want to know. They’re all wearing Ed Hardy t-shirts and trucker hats that state ‘female body inspector.’ I’m not looking for someone.”

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Stephanie Pratt: Would you hit it?

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Having had two weddings already, and having been married an entire year, or half that if you only count their legal nuptials, Spencer Pratt and naturally need to renew their wedding vows to reaffirm their love for attention each other.

Think we’re kidding? Then you don’t know Speidi. On a recent visit to Jimmy Kimmel Live, Heidi said she can’t wait to walk down the aisle again … and again, and …

“I could do five or six,” she said. “I just want the dresses.”

As for their first non-anniversary, how will they celebrate?

“My spirit will be with my wife, but my body will be ringside at my business partner’s [boxing match],” Spencer stated, and it appears that Heidi is cool with that.

“I’ll take his credit card, be in Beverly Hills shopping, and not looking back,” she said. “I have puppies, so I’ll take them. I like cooking more for them anyway.”

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It was a fairy tale wedding made for reality Television. It was also nearly seven months ago. At this point every couple needs to renew their vows to affirm their commitment.

The Hills stars and How to Be Famous authors shocked fans and families by eloping to Cabo San Lucas to exchange vows in a sham staged secret wedding.

That was last November. Their second wedding, held April 25 in Pasadena, was filmed for The Hills season finale and was the final episode for Lauren Conrad.

Spencer states that’s the reason he wants another ceremony.

“We got robbed at our second wedding. We lost all the good energy of our first by having LC in the building,” Spencer says of his wife’s former BFF turned foe.

That’s as good an excuse for wedding #3 as we can think of.

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Speidi Has Lofty Goals

Somehow, Spencer Pratt and have managed to stay in the spotlight this year. From their big to-do wedding to hating on Al Roker to getting nasty in the jungle, Speidi has had quite a year. So how will they make things more interesting in 2010? Glad you asked. Heidi and Spencer want to shave their […]

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Somehow, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have managed to stay in the spotlight this year. From their large to-do wedding to hating on Al Roker to getting nasty in the jungle, Speidi has had quite a year.

So how will they make things more interesting in 2010? Glad you asked.

Heidi and Spencer want to shave their heads (among other things)!

The duo joked around with reporters while they were promoting their book (which isn’t a joke) and revealed some of their plans for the new year:

“We’re going to adopt an African baby, date Vince Vaughn, shave our heads, pretend Spencer is trapped in a balloon and have octuplets.”

They also seem to want to make frenemies with their A-List tabloid counterparts, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Heidi explains:

“Well, we wouldn’t want to piss them off. She might steal Spencer—you know, because she steals people’s husbands! But seriously, we’d love to sit down and discuss fame with them. Think about this your formal invitation, Brangelina. Let’s hang out sometime. We’ll be SpeidiLina!”

Yeah, people praise Angelina so much that it sometimes slips their minds that she stole another woman’s husband.

Good luck with the lofty list there, friends. We’d especially like to see Spencer with the balloon!

[Image via WENN.]

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We state, BLAME KRISTIN CAVALLARI!!! Things were just peachy before that bitch showed up! We know you’re with us, Audrina Patridge! Thank goodness you’re getting your own show! The new direction of The Hills (Plus Kristin and minus ) has caused viewership to fall dramatically. The ratings fell 30% for the season premiere and only managed […]

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We state, BLAME KRISTIN CAVALLARI!!!

Things were just peachy before that bitch showed up! We know you’re with us, Audrina Patridge! Thank goodness you’re getting your own show!

The new direction of The Hills (Plus Kristin and minus Lauren Conrad) has caused viewership to fall dramatically. The ratings fell 30% for the season premiere and only managed to bring in 1.72 million viewers on last Tuesday’s episode.

Ouch!

Sources are suggesting that audiences find Kristin to be less “engaging/enraging” than the former villains of the series, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. They seem to be quite content these days in their own tiny newlywed world and have no time to cause drama for the other castmates.

Furthermore, the producer’s Kristin’s tactics to begin drama for the show are too reminiscent of her days on Laguna Beach (i.e. - she’s hooking up with Justin Bobby in order to create this love triangle thing with Audrina. Been there, done that, cancel the show!)

Could this be the end of The Hills?! Has Speidi seen it’s day?! Has Kristin destroyed the franchise?!

We sincerely hope so!

[Image via WENN.]

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Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are notorious for craving their privacy, avoiding the press and only granting interviews when obligated to hype the Twilight Saga.

Incredibly, however, the couple has concurred to allow an unreliable supermarket tabloid into its home and has provided it with an all-access pass into its life!

And if you believe that, you must also be impressed with how real ’s boobs are.

In its latest issue, OK! Weekly claims to have “exclusive photos” from Kristen and Rob’s apartment, along with first-person quotes from the pair that provide fans with “intimate details” about how they spend their free time.

Our ideal guess? By laughing at stories concocted by desperate publications.

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart did NOT grant this magazine access into its apartment. But the pair is starring in New Moon and you can check out a bevy of still images from the movie NOW!

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Finally, Spencer Pratt is echoing the sentiments of his harshest critics: all concur that the publicity-loving son of Satan should not bear any kids.

Unfortunately for , though, this means missing out on intercourse with her husband; because, as Pratt told The New York Post, he doesn’t trust his wife.

“I’m not even kidding, but we’re barely having sex because I’m scared that she’s gonna have a baby,” Spencer said. “That’s the level our marriage is on right now. I’m not even kidding – my wife has me debating cutting off my nuts.”

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But, wait, isn’t Heidi on birth control? Yes. However, this union is so strong and healthy that Spencer thinks she might stop taking the pill, spread her legs and not tell her man.

“She’s not the kind of person who would lie – she would just walk away and not answer the question,” Pratt said. “I’m very concerned. Our sex life has dramatically changed recently.”

How is Spencer coping with the lack of sex? He’s spending each waking hour ogling Montag’s Playboy cover. Each page of her photo spread is likely very sticky at this point. (Sorry.)

In other news: Pratt also mocked Joel McHale, host of E!’s The Soup, because he always makes fun of Speidi. Spencer referred to McHale as “a struggling wannabe actor just clowning on reality stars,” making it clear he’s never heard any hilarious Community quotes.

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The Hills star Audrina Patridge showed off her sexy Maxim pic spread at a bash celebrating her sexy appearance in the men’s magazine in L.A. Thursday.

And why shouldn’t she? Those were quality pics. A lot more so than those airbrushed-beyond-recognition pictures of Heidi Montag nude in Playboy.

Yech.

Here’s Audzo pulling a Spencer and holding up her own photo. One party’s absolutely fine. Just don’t do it for the paparazzi for the next 20 days, okay Audrina?

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DIRTY DEEDS: Audrina shows us more than a few in Maxim.

You can see Audrina on The Hills, premiering Tuesday on MTV. After this batch of new episodes, she’s out the door and filming her own reality show, which will likely be a program very similar, just with less Speidi and more Corey Bohan.

In other words, we can’t wait!

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Now that she’s officially leaving The Hills after this year, Audrina Patridge isn’t afraid to leave with a parting shot at her co-star’s budding “music career.”

While promoting her new motion picture Sorority Row over the weekend, Audzo was asked about ’s Miss Universe performance the previous Sunday.

She did not hold back, saying: “I feel like Heidi, you know, she’s doing it for fun, where a lot of singers and people, they work their ass off, they actually have incredible voices and talent and they have the ability to really sing and perform.”

“I feel like a lot of people don’t get to experience what Heidi has, going on in front of a billion people and perform on Television. I just don’t think she’s taking it that serious, and that’s kind of disappointing for me, for music lovers out there.”

That about sums it up, we’d say.

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Don’t anticipate Audrina to purchase any crappy albums.

Aside from Heidi sucking (a sentiment also shared by Anderson Cooper), Audrina, 24, talked about her own foray away from reality TV in her new film:

“On the motion picture, I went to my acting coach twice a week and memorized all the lines,” she says of appearing alongside Rumer Willis in the slasher flick Sorority Row. “On The Hills, you show up for an hour, say what you want, then leave.”

Truly, it is an adjustment to act for real instead of only 90 percent.

Of course, embracing the Hollywood lifestyle also means having to deal with some fairly outlandish rumors about herself. No small amount of rumors, either.

“[They say] that I was pregnant. Another one, that I got a nose job, that I got a chin job, cheek implants, I mean my whole face,” she says of false gossip.

Note the lack of denial of rumors that she’s gotten breast implants.

“Sometimes, when they stick a video camera in your face, they try to provoke you with questions that are just really … sometimes I get like, ‘What are you speaking about?’ But I’m very lighthearted and I try not to take things too serious.”

Like grammar.

It helps that Audrina is dating mellow Australian BMX rider Corey Bohan.

“It’s so refreshing to be around him because he’s so just laid-back and stress-free all the time,” she says, adding that he might be in her new reality show.

“My boyfriend may be in it. We don’t start filming until the end of this year, but it’s just about my life and each aspect. My family will be in it, my friends, going to auditions, the Hollywood life. It’s not as glamorous as it looks.”

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