Merry Christmas to all from The Hollywood Gossip. We wish you the most joyous of holidays, and hope that all of your hopes and dreams are soon realized.
What did you get for Christmas? Was it all that you hoped for?
We certainly hope so. On a similar note, our interns recently checked with Santa and asked the large guy himself what certain celebrities wanted this year.
The rotund one’s list may surprise you …
Miley Cyrus: A stripper pole in her bedroom.
Amy Winehouse: To see Christmas 2010.
Jessica Simpson: A new set of candles.
Tiger Woods: A mulligan… or 15.
Adam Lambert: Eye shadow.
Mischa Barton: Protein.
Sarah Palin: A new visor.
Pamela Anderson: A bra.
Kate Gosselin: A new man to degrade.
Justin-Bobby: A bar of Irish Spring.
HO, HO, HO! (Sorry, that’s our entire joke)
Lindsay Lohan: Some pants. And/or morals.
Lil Wayne: Condoms and cigarettes.
Robsten: Privacy.
Paula Abdul: Fewer drugs.
Jake Pavelka: Everlasting fame love on reality TV.
Michael Jackson: None, thanks to you, Dr. Conrad Murray.
Lady Gaga: More ridiculous fashion; Fewer hermaphrodite rumors.
Kim Kardashian: An engagement ring; A red carpet in her bedroom; For certain gossip websites to cease mentioning how hard she took it from Ray J on video …
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: A Santa-themed bikini pic shoot on the beach in Malibu, after Pacific Coast News just occurred to run into them there.
Britney Spears: Freeeeeeeeeeedom!!!!!
Brad Pitt: Another baby.
Angelina Jolie: The slow, painful death of Jennifer Aniston.
Britney Spears wants to separate fact from celebrity gossip.
The singer unveiled a “BS Alert” page on her Web site in an effort to call out the most outlandish stories written about her over the last 12 months.
“There were more then 13,000 stories written about Britney Spears in 2009,” the blog, posted by the pop superstar’s manager, Adam Leber, reads.
“We ranked the ones we believe were the most ridiculous.”
Not surprisingly, given that Spears’ actual antics were stranger than fiction for a time, there were several strong candidates for the 2009 top spot.
The winner? A UK report that the singer was dating Indian choreographer Sandip Soparrkar, and introduced the Bollywood dance star to her parents.
Britney Spears is no stranger to bizarre gossip stories.
While Sandip himself stated he never dated Britney, he overtly recommended that Spears’ manager, Larry Rudolph, started that rumor to drum up some publicity.
We wouldn’t be the slightest bit surprised.
Also on the list of some of the best stories of the year involving Spears (with the minor problem of them being patently false) were some of our favorites:
That’s an abridged version, too. LOL!
Always a welcome sight, the year of 2009 wasn’t short of its fair share of sexy celebrity beauties showing off their fabulous figures.
With scenic beaches around the world acting as the perfect setting, Tinseltown hotties such as Miley Cyrus, Hilary Duff and Carrie Underwood were among the lovely lasses to slip on their two-piece swimsuits for a tiny waterfront fun.
Not to be forgotten, sexy starlets including Jessica Alba, Lauren Conrad, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Ashley Greene and the Kardashian sisters all fit in their own tropical getaways during the course of 2009.
Meanwhile, we were all treated to the pleasantness of numerous supermodel beach shoots throughout the past year – as gorgeous gals such as Gisele Bundchen, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller and Bar Refaeli got in on the skin-revealing sessions while performing their important work duties.
It’s rare for Kim Kardashian to wear clothing that doesn’t accentuate her enormous breasts.
It’s not rare, however, for her to make headlines for absolutely no reason at all.
With that in mind, Glamour has given the former sex tape star a “makeunder,” which pretty much translates to sticking Kim in a baggy sweater and not applying enough makeup on her face to drown a kitten.
Asked about the toned-down look (below), Kardashian described it as the opposite of Ray J when he was banging her on video; i.e. “really soft.”
Here’s what else Kim told Glamour about her style, work ethic and relationship…
On career advice: “So many people think that everything will be handed to them, and that’s just not the case. You have to work for what you get.”
On who she’s makeover: “Britney Spears. I feel I could style her a bit. I would love to see her hair glam and flowy.”
On contrasting hair colors: “I went blond last summer just to test it out. I felt like I was a different person, I swear. I do think blonds have more fun, but brunettes are sexier.”
On cooking for Reggie Bush: “I’m a great cook. His favorite meal is soul food: chicken and macaroni and cheese. That’s my specialty. I’ll cook it once a month with corn bread and greens. That I’ve mastered.
On marriage and/or baby urges: “I think about it all the time - it’s hard not to because of my family - but now isn’t my time.”
Way above, Kim Kardashian is “madeunder.” Directly above, she’s donning her typical, scantily-clad outfits. Which look do you prefer?
That’s the Circus for ya’ll! Britney Spears broke the record for concert ticket sales at Sydney’s Acer Arena with 66,247 tickets sold across 4 nights. Pretty impressive! The pop princess edged out Coldplay from the number one spot by about 7,000 seats! Work it! [Image via GSI Media.]

That’s the Circus for ya’ll!
Britney Spears broke the record for concert ticket sales at Sydney’s Acer Arena with 66,247 tickets sold across 4 nights.
Pretty impressive!
The pop princess edged out Coldplay from the number one spot by about 7,000 seats!
Work it!
[Image via GSI Media.]
Britney Spears‘ ex-boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, was sentenced today to 45 days in county jail after he pleaded no contest to leaving the scene of an accident.
During stated accident, he hit a process server with his car and took off. The victim was attempting to subpoena Adnan in a Spears restraining order case.
He was told to stay away from Britney until 2012, incidentally. In the hit and run case, at least Adnan Ghalib gets credit for one day already served. Woo!
Ghalib will be placed on formal probation for 36 months, has to complete 52 weeks of anger management classes and 45 days of Caltrans (hard labor).
Adnan Ghalib is finally headed where he belongs.
The celebrity gossip photographer was initially charged with three felonies after the incident: assault with a deadly weapon, battery and hit-and-run.
As part of his plea deal, the first two were dropped.
He still faces outstanding warrants for enabling Britney Spears during her dark period and for dressing like an enormous douche. Just kidding. Kind of.
About the second part. Dude was absolutely an enabler.
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Britney Spears and Jason Trawick, her agent and boyfriend of several months, might not be engaged yet, despite the marriage rumors that persistently pop up.
But they certainly look the part of the family unit.
The couple and Britney’s two sons, Sean Preston Federline and Jayden James Federline, looked happy as can be as they strolled through a park on Saturday.
It was a tender family moment … just Britney Spears, Jason Trawick, her two sons and massive amounts of security following them around Sydney, Australia.
Still, life is good for Britney and family …
Britney Spears and family out and about.
Don’t think for a second, though, that the singer’s handler wasn’t observing her every move. Also along for the stroll was Britney’s father, Jamie Spears.
Gotta keep your eyes on the cash register at all times, after all.
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10 Nov
Posted by admin as Hollywood Gossip
We apologize, Australia.
For days, we’ve been railing against our friends Down Under because many of them were apparently unaware that Britney Spears lip syncs at concerts.
That might be lame on their part, but America has no educated foot to stand on: over three million people tuned in for the two-hour Khloe Kardashian/Lamar Odom wedding special on E! Sunday night.
Over three million!!!
It’s not as though viewers didn’t have other quality options on Sunday evening, either. There was an exciting NFL game; Dexter on Showtime; Mad Men on AMC. Heck, there was the Home Shopping Network.
Anything is more appealing than watching two people spit on the concept of love, rake in money for their wedding and laugh all the way to the bank.
Put simply, the 3.07 million individuals that tuned in to this contrived nonsense need to get a life. And a TV Guide.