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No chance hell that dog is still alive Coinciding with release of her new album Circus, MTV’s airing a documentary late November. 90-minute film Britney: For Record gives viewers a “look into what it is truly like to walk shoes of one of today’s biggest musical […]

Britney Spears documentary coming soon
No chance hell that dog is still alive

Coinciding with release of her new album Circus, MTV’s airing a documentary late November. 90-minute film Britney: For Record gives viewers a “look into what it is truly like to walk shoes of one of today’s biggest musical icons.” Filmmaker Phil Griffin was given “unprecedented” access to Britney for three months earlier this year during her post crazy period. Britney told MTV:

“So much has gone on over last couple of years there’s a lot that people don’t know about me that I want them to know. I wanted to make this film because I started to feel like I wasn’t being seen light that I wanted to be seen . This is an chance to set record straight talk about what I’ve been through where I’m headed.”

What exactly is light you want to be seen when you do stuff like speak a fake British accent hold your kid hostage? Because one thing comes to mind: I’m a crazy motherfucker.

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is opening up about the past two years of her life which friends family refer to as the “batshit sandwich.” During that time she got a divorce, went to , started habitually flashing her cooch, bombed at the VMAs, lost custody of her children then thought she was Mary Poppin’s younger sister who likes to make amateur porn until someone put her in the psych ward. For a crazy person, you gotta admit she was productive. The AP reports:

“I sit there I look back I’m like, ‘I’m a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?’” Spears said in an interview to air on MTV on Nov. 30, two days before the release of her new album. “I’ve been through a lot in the past two or three years, there’s a lot that people don’t know.”

“I’m a smart person.” Okay, lying is probably not the best way to start a public confessional, but since you didn’t throw feces at anyone, I’m gonna allow it - just this once.

Via [Thesuperficial]


Ha ha! Remember Crazy Britney? Good times. Except when it comes to taking the blame which brings us to Lynne Spears who continues to promote her new book Through the Storm: How I Pimped My Kids Then Profited from their Downfall Thanks to Your Buy. Today she stopped by FOX News’ The Morning Show With Mike and Juliet where Lynne convinced nobody but herself that she cashed in on her kids: On Britney and Jamie Lynn’s careers: “People think I was this stage mom, that I was pushing my daughters to do what they did. I was actually their cheerleader. I’ve never been their manager, that’s never been my role. I was the one that got their coffee in the morning and [got them] out of bed.” On Kevin Federline: “I do like Kevin. He has been good to us,” she says. “Kevin could have been a real pill about a lot of things, but he wasn’t. He worked with us and has really tried to make everything good for the boys. He has thought about them through all of this.” On Sarah Palin: “I’m glad she didn’t have to go through as much scrutiny as I did. Nobody wants their kids to have these kinds of hardships or bumps. Who would want that?” Some conspiracy theorists (Read: Me) theorize that Lynne Spears slept with Kevin Federline thus sending Britney into a psychological tail spin. And, is it me, or did Lynne just admit that when she stated “I do like Kevin.”? Everyone knows it’s scientifically impossible to care about something but not have sex with it. Coincidentally, this is also the same excuse I used for why I ruined the turkey during Thanksgiving dinner last year. I anticipate the same response here: SUCCESS!

Photos: Splash News

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Thumbnail image for 1001_britney_spears_school_02.jpg Adnan Ghalib is changing his tune about the existence of a sex tape. He issued the following denial to Star yesterday:

“There is no sex tape,” Adnan tells Star exclusively, “and I’ve never claimed there’s .”
“I don’t know where these quotes I’m supposed to have said have come from,” says Adnan. “What I do know is they certainly didn’t come from me and they’re completely false. I’m extremely upset and distressed and I’m taking legal action… This story has caused a lot of injured to my family and people close to me.”
“There is no sex tape,” he continues. “That is the end of the matter.”

However, The Sun reports Adnan was close to a multi-million dollar deal with a porn site until Britney’s lawyers stepped in with their own offer to close him up:

But now she’s staged a remarkable comeback, Britney is willing to part with as much of her own money as it takes to keep the tape off the market and the focus on her upcoming world tour.
A pal told a newspaper: “Her lawyers have been working overtime. They’ve been told to do whatever it takes to stop the video making it onto the World wide web.”

It’s looking like Britney’s sex tape will never see the light of day which isn’t exactly a bad thing. I mean, c’mon, it’s not care about it was filmed now when she looks awesome. It was filmed during the crazy, five Frappucinos a day, wig-wearing times of yore. Honestly, who would watch that? Besides me and anyone else with a penis.

Via [Thesuperficial]

Remember Alli Sims?

‘ cousin was absolutely gonna start her own music career, earned via her experience of partying at clubs of course.

We all know how that plan played out.

Britney Spears spiraled into oblivion, culminating in a pair of meltdowns and hospitalizations last winter. Since then, her hangers-on have been cut off.

Alli Sims told New York Post she’s banned from Britney’s life.

Alli Sims With Britney Spears

“I have no idea when I’ll see her again. I miss her each day,” Sims lamented. “When [Britney’s] father gained control, he put some rules down… it’s just best for her to not communicate a lot of people. My main concern is her being OK.”

TRANSLATION: Britney, I need a new Chanel purse! Call me, girl!

Alli Sims, who at least tried to release her debut album earlier this year, states she’s currently living in Nashville writing and recording music.

Meanwhile, her former meal ticket was in N.Y., looking like a bona fide hottie and presenting a school $10,000 for a music program.

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Here’s your first sneak peek at the new official website for the astounding Miss . It’s a revealing BritneySpears.com, unlike any we’ve seen before.

“Welcome to the most exclusive community on the internet right now!” says Lauren, Britney’s Social Media Director, who is in charge of the relaunch.

“By participating in this community, we’re shaping the future of Britney online.”

You wouldn’t believe what photos Lauren selected, though

Britneydotcom

Okay, just kidding. There are no bald or crotch shot pics on there (they’re on our site, though). Follow the jump for a look at the real thing …

Britney Site

Eh. We like ours superior. Circus VIP - does anyone care? Even though that’s a cute photo of Sean Preston and Jayden James, our all-time favorite celebrity babies.

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It looks like Britney Spears wasn’t the only Hollywood hottie making the trip from Los Angeles to New York City, as Selena Gomez was also spotted at LAX, prepping for her coast-to-coast flight.

Following an appearance at the AmberWatch Youth Coalition Fun Fair, the “Wizards of Waverly Place” babe was her own tiny world as she listened to her iPod while making her way through the main terminal.

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Celebrity news photographer Adnan Ghalib, the ex-boyfriend of Ms. , states he has a sex tape featuring himself the pop princess.

the British-born paparazzo, whom Britney was dating during her epic breakdown last winter, says he WILL sell the sex video for the right price.

Adnan Ghalib told Heat magazine (which apparently exists):

“There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there’s a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”

Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears Sex Tape?

Adnan Ghalib is reportedly trying to sell his XXX-rated sex tape. A sex tape which he totally doesn’t even own, but we’d likely consider watching if he did.

A source tells the UK’s The Sun that the two-hour XXX-rated footage features Britney Spears naked, wearing just a wig, was shot in Mexico.

Adnan Britney snuck off to Mexico together in January, not long before she went bonkers was hospitalized involuntarily for bipolar disorder.

Via [thehollywoodgossip]

And The Nominees Are….

We’re soooo excited about serving as this year’s “Digital Host” for the 2008 MTV Europe Music Awards, held November 6th, live from Liverpool, especially now that we know all the super awesome acts nominated! Check them out below and be sure to check out MTVEMA.com on November 6th to watch Perezzers super special on the internet only […]

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We are soooo excited about serving as this year’s “Digital Host” for the 2008 MTV Europe Music Awards, held November 6th, live from Liverpool, especially now that we know all the super awesome acts nominated!

Check them out below and be sure to check out MTVEMA.com on November 6th to watch Perezzers super special online only show!

Album Of the Year
Alicia Keys – As I Am
- Blackout
Coldplay – Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends
Duffy – Rockferry
Leona Lewis – Spirit

Headliner
Foo Fighters
Linkin’ Park
Metallica
The Cure
Tokio Hotel

Most Addictive Track
Coldplay – Viva La Vida
Duffy – Mercy
Katy Perry – I Kissed A Girl
Kid Rock – All Summer Long
P!nk – So What

New Act
Duffy
Jonas Brothers
Katy Perry

One Republic

Act of 2008


Coldplay
Leona Lewis

Ultimate Urban
Alicia Keys
Beyoncé
Chris Brown
Kanye West
Lil Wayne

Rock Out
30 Seconds to Mars
Linkin’ Park
Metallica
Paramore
Slipknot

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