Owen Wilson has a nice home Owen Wilson’s Malibu beach home NOTE: “. . . is superior than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped purchase that home. […]

Owen Wilson has a nice house

Owen Wilson’s Malibu beach house

NOTE: “. . . is superior than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards stated celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

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Apparently, if you want Keira Knightley to take off her clothes and smear herself with apple jelly you have to give her a good reason. (I know, show-biz people—touchy, right?) The Duchess actress took time out from looking hot to reveal her philosophy about nude scenes to Glamour:

GLAMOUR: What about nudity? Are you comfortable doing it in a film? KK: Pretty comfortable. I certainly wouldn’t do it if I wasn’t…. I detest unnecessary nudity and what it states about women in society. GLAMOUR: What do you think it says? KK: I think you see a lot of films where, Oh, yes, the woman gets her tits out again and runs around naked for no reason. And you kind of go, Ugh, do we have to?

Keira probably doesn’t have to worry about pulling her tits out for no reason, since she’s built like a 12-year-old boy and doesn’t have any tits. But she’s right that she shouldn’t strip down unless it’s essential to the plot. Hopefully she’ll warm up to the project currently in development in my head, Keira Knightley Runs Out of Clean Clothes So She Has to Do Her Laundry Naked and the Washing Machine Overflows So She Gets All Wet and Covered in Soap Suds. She should enjoy it, since it’s a period piece, set in a time when she runs out of clean clothes, so she has to do her laundry naked and the washing machine overflows so she gets all wet and covered in soap suds.

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You knew they were coming.

Soon after Kristina and Karissa Shannon were announced as Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriends, we went in search of naked photos of these 19-year old twins. We had to get an idea of just what Hef goes home to each night.

The investigation didn’t take very long, of course, as The Shannon Twins met the Playboy founder during a photo shoot for his magazine, during which - of course - they posed nude.

Follow this article’s jump to see the bubbly, busty blondes in the buff…

Kristina and Karissa Shannon are sisters that are closer than most siblings.

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There are TWO new rock n’ roll princesses! The King’s daughter, Lisa Marie Presley, gave birth to twin girls on Friday. The 40-year-old new momma delivered her daughters at the Los Robles Hospital and Medical Center in Thousand Oaks, CA. Her husband, musician Michael Lockwood, was by her side “the whole time.” The twinsies’ older sibs, model Riley, 21, […]

There are TWO new rock n’ roll princesses!

The King’s daughter, Lisa Marie Presley, gave birth to twin girls on Friday.

The 40-year-old new momma delivered her daughters at the Los Robles Hospital and Medical Center in Thousand Oaks, CA.

Her husband, musician Michael Lockwood, was by her side “the whole time.”

The twinsies’ older sibs, model Riley, 21, and Ben, 16 were spotted at the hospital too.

Congrats!

[Image via WENN.]

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Salma Hayek filmed scenes in Brooklyn yesterday for her upcoming cameo on 30 Rock. Judging by these photos, they’re going to need to debut the episode in fucking IMAX. Even then people will walk out saying “Needs more screen.” Except me; I’ll be using suction cups to begin my ascent of Mt. St. Boobies until the fire department hoses me down. I’m a film lover.

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Tobey Maguire and family at the Pumpkin Patch

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Jennifer Lopez shopping at Curve boutique on Robertson Boulevard

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How LA of her! On Friday, Rachel Bilson was spotted casually popping into her local grocery store in adorable Christian Louboutin booties. Love that her grocery store footwear is worth more than some people’s rent for a month! We still are hating hard on that unsightly ‘boyfriend’ jean, rolled up, that Rach and a bunch of other starlets […]

How LA of her!

On Friday, Rachel Bilson was spotted casually popping into her local grocery store in cute Christian Louboutin booties.

Love that her grocery store footwear is worth more than some people’s rent for a month!

We still are hating hard on that ugly ‘boyfriend’ jean, rolled up, that Rach and a bunch of other starlets have been sporting.

What do U think?

[Image via National Pic Group.]

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You probably haven’t been able to take a leak in the past 24 hours without hearing about Brad Pitt taking a photo of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding that would appear in W Magazine. Well, here it is. For those of you who thought it would be hot, two things: 1. It’s for the cover of a national magazine so the chances of seeing a nipple were zero. (Though I could understand an expectation of side-boob.) 2. Breastfeeding involves babies, Darth Pervert. All that aside, what I found interesting was during the interview Angelina admitted Brad encouraged her to get pregnant when she was content with just adopting. Smooth:

“I think one of the life changing things that he did, one of many, is that I was totally never going to get pregnant. I never felt that it was the right thing to do. Now I wouldn’t trade that experience for the world. It taught me a lot about life, just the process of it, and now we’ve three other beautiful children that wouldn’t otherwise be here.”

Wow. So Brad Pitt gets to have sex with one of the hottest women on the planet and what does he do? Turn hers vagina into a gaping baby portal. Jesus. That’s like finally getting a Playstation 3 then shoving a watermelon through it. (I should write analogies for a living.)

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No chance in hell that dog is still alive Coinciding with the release of her new album Circus, MTV’s airing a Britney Spears documentary in late November. The 90-minute film Britney: For The Record gives viewers a “look into what it is truly like to walk in the shoes of one of today’s biggest musical […]

No chance in hell that dog is still alive

Coinciding with the release of her new album Circus, MTV’s airing a Britney Spears documentary in late November. The 90-minute film Britney: For The Record gives viewers a “look into what it is truly like to walk in the shoes of one of today’s biggest musical icons.” Filmmaker Phil Griffin was given “unprecedented” access to Britney for three months earlier this year during her post crazy period. Britney told MTV:

“So much has gone on over the last couple of years and there’s a lot that people don’t know about me that I want them to know. I wanted to make this film because I started to feel like I wasn’t being seen in the light that I wanted to be seen in. This is an chance to set the record straight and talk about what I’ve been through and where I’m headed.”

What exactly is the light you want to be seen in when you do stuff like speak in a fake British accent and hold your kid hostage? Because one thing comes to mind: I’m a crazy motherfucker.

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