Just another good news: - Celebrity Quote of the Day - Sheryl Crow
23 Feb
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“I want to collaborate with Amy because she’s really hot and cool right now. I know one song, “Rehab,” was very popular, particularly because a lot of young people are in rehab. In fact, I’m thinking about going. It looks like loads of fun and I know my career will benefit from it.” - Sheryl Crow […]
“I want to collaborate with Amy because she’s really hot and cool right now. I know one song, “Rehab,” was very popular, particularly because a lot of young people are in rehab. In fact, I’m thinking about going. It looks like loads of fun and I know my career will benefit from it.”
- Sheryl Crow on Amy Winehouse and the recent popularity of rehab in Hollywood
Just another good news: - Valerie Bertinelli Admits to Having Affairs While Marr
23 Feb
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Valerie Bertinelli Admits to Having Affairs While Married
Valerie Bertinelli is speaking out about her divorce with Eddie Van Halen after 26 years of marriage. The newly slim Valerie says that both she and Eddie had affairs finally causing them to split. The couple’s divorce was finalized last December. She says, “I cheated. He claims to this day that I cheated first, but I […]
Valerie Bertinelli is speaking out about her divorce with Eddie Van Halen after 26 years of marriage.
The newly slim Valerie says that both she and Eddie had affairs finally causing them to split. The couple’s divorce was finalized last December.
She says, “I cheated. He claims to this day that I cheated first, but I don’t know. I don’t know about the timing.”
Valerie will be on Monday’s Oprah Winfrey where she will discuss their relationship and divorce, as well as life afterward.
Jennifer Lopez is concerned that a plot may be afoot to kidnap her newborn twins. Her husband Marc Anthony made sure security is tight at North Shore University Hospital, according to Life & Style :
The hospital reportedly stepped up its security drills, which involve locking down the hospital in case a baby is kidnapped or otherwise vanishes. They practiced the alerts twice a week in early February, says a staffer. That definitely had to do with J.Lo.
Babies have been kidnapped before, a friend notes. Jennifer had obvious concerns about security.
Who would want to steal J-Lo’s offspring? Either the government for some crazy X-Files shit. Or Ben Affleck. Yeah, that’s right, I said it: Ben motherfucking Affleck. He might look all innocent but that guy has baby-stealer written all over him. I saw Daredevil . He’s capable of some seriously messed up stuff. I’m blowing this case wide open! UPDATE : Jennifer Garner just kicked down my cubicle and continually karate chopped me in the groin. I retract my comments about Ben Affleck. Also - no, I can’t say it. Don’t make me! *nad chop* Okay! Daredevil should’ve won an Oscar! Are you happy? Oh, God, I feel so dirty. I’ll never get over this. I - Ooh! Who brought donuts?
Jennifer Lopez gave birth to a J-Boy and J-Girl early this J-Morning. Okay, this is getting J-tarded. Anyway, mom and kids are healthy and People has the exclusive details instead of me - again . Jerks:
The babies were born early Friday in Long Island, N.Y. The girl was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and the boy followed at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs.
“Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon,” Lopez’s manager Simon Fields tells PEOPLE exclusively.
While I didn’t have the exclusive birth details, I do have this statement issued by Marc Anthony’s sworn enemy He-Man:”I’d like to extend a heartfelt congratulations to Skeletor from all of us here at Castle Greyskull. Enjoy this magical time with your precious miracles. I look forward to battling over the fate of Eternia in the near future. I also anxiously await a newly-inspired J-Lo’s return to the studio. I’m a huge fan. If that surprises you, c’mon, I wear nothing but fur underwear and boots. You do the math. He he! Tootles!”He-Man then issued an additional statement:”Just to be clear I like to party with dudes. Call me, sillies! Ciao!”He was last seen riding off with Battle-Cat to get Mango Smoothies. No whipped cream because “that’s for fatties.”
Amy Winehouse has been staying in the ritzy Riverbank Plaza Hotel in London since exiting rehab. She’s repeatedly barred housekeeping from entering the room, but management finally went in while Amy was performing at the Brits Awards and found over $6,000 in damages, according to The Sun :
Booze was spilled all over the wooden hallway and cigarette butts, countless bottles of champagne and unwashed knickers were all over the floor. The blackened bath had to be scrubbed and unclogged after she dyed and washed her famous beehive in the tub. She had even taken a large mirror off the wall and placed it on the floor. Staff were baffled why. Im not.
If “unwashed knickers” isn’t gross enough for you, the article also reveals how Amy’s husband Blake Fielder-Civil is scoring his drugs which led to an OD this week:
The singer was in tears as she spoke to Blake through a pane of glass, in a room separate from other prisoners. Their marriage has been under strain since we revealed Blake has been trading signed photos of her for heroin.
Okay, wow, I understand these guys are in prison and don’t get to see women very often, but Amy Winehouse? Barforama. I mean, I’d rather look at my roommate Hair-lip Bill the bearded arson. And I wouldn’t trade sweet, precious prison heroin for Amy Winehouse pics. Hell no. Maybe some feathers from my pillow. But only the ones that keep sticking out and poking me in the ear. Even then, I dunno. We’re talking feathers here. I don’t want to overpay.
If I collapse in the middle of this post, it’s because I’m so chock full of nerd rage I’m ready to start opening action figures thus lowering their collectible value. I’m seriously that pissed. It’s kind of scary. Apparently Moby dated Natalie Portman a while back making him the target of my fellow geek’s hatred. Page Six reports:
“I guess in some people’s eyes, [nerds] might be mildly sexy - and, as a nerd, I’m certainly happy to enjoy some of the effects of that. But as far as the very brief affair that I had with Natalie, it’s made me a target of a lot of nerd wrath,” the techno-whiz tells next month’s Spin. “You don’t date Luke Skywalker’s mom and not have them hate your guts.”
First off, the prequels suck, so die and burn in hell for mentioning them. Second, I get chicks way hotter than Natalie Portman all the time. Okay, maybe not as hot - and they’re missing a couple limbs. But those ladies are dynamite in the sack. Or so they tell me before stealing my wallet. So, yeah, Moby, in your face!
