Leaving the spotlight to this year’s entrants, Natalie Portman put in a low-key appearance during the opening day of the Cannes Film Festival on Thursday (May 14).

The My Blueberry Nights actress attended a photocall for this year’s jury members - standing alongside festival president Sean Penn and the rest of her fellow jurors.

Via [Gossipgirls]

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Natalie Portman and her new boyfriend in New York (4/8) I’m not gonna pretend to know how a guy that looks like that landed Natalie Portman, but I’d assume it was through some combination of black magic, threats to her family, and a penis that shoots gold coins. [Flynet]

Natalie Portman and her new boyfriend in New York (4/8)

I’m not gonna pretend to know how a guy that looks like that landed Natalie Portman, but I’d assume it was through some combination of black magic, threats to her family, and a penis that shoots gold coins.

[Flynet]

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With her new film “My Blueberry Nights” having hit theaters this past weekend, Natalie Portman is back on the promotional trail.

The “Other Boleyn Girl” actress stopped by the Good Morning America studios this morning to chat about her latest project.

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If I collapse in the middle of this post, it’s because I’m so chock full of nerd rage I’m ready to start opening action figures thus lowering their collectible value. I’m seriously that pissed. It’s kind of scary. Apparently Moby dated Natalie Portman a while back making him the target of my fellow geek’s hatred. Page Six reports:

“I guess in some people’s eyes, [nerds] might be mildly sexy - and, as a nerd, I’m certainly happy to enjoy some of the effects of that. But as far as the very brief affair that I had with Natalie, it’s made me a target of a lot of nerd wrath,” the techno-whiz tells next month’s Spin. “You don’t date Luke Skywalker’s mom and not have them hate your guts.”

First off, the prequels suck, so die and burn in hell for mentioning them. Second, I get chicks way hotter than Natalie Portman all the time. Okay, maybe not as hot - and they’re missing a couple limbs. But those ladies are dynamite in the sack. Or so they tell me before stealing my wallet. So, yeah, Moby, in your face!

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