Travis Barker is doing well and “feeling the love” from fans, according to his business partner Jermaine Dupri. Travis, along with DJ AM, are in the hospital after suffering severe burns when they escaped a plane crash that left four of his friends dead. People reports:

Barker’s improved spirits could be due to his newly outfitted hospital room: “He’s just now getting everything in the hospital set up for him – iPods, computers, everything that he needs,” says Dupri, who estimates Barker will be in the hospital another two weeks. “You got to make sure he’s comfortable.”

I hope he likes the model planes I sent. Get well soon, Travis! UPDATE: DJ AM just got out. That’s gotta burn I’m going to Hell.

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Hugh Hefner really must be rocking the Depends because Bridget Marquart, the last faithful Girl Next Door, is bailing on him, Page Six reports:

Word comes that Marquardt also has a man on the side. Our tipster says, “Bridget’s been getting quite close with Nick Carpenter, Marisa Tomei’s ex-boyfriend. He directed her in a motion picture recently and apparently they ‘hang out’ whenever she can escape the mansion.”

Goddamn, this is depressing. I refuse to accept it’s not possible for a man to have enough money that he has the ability to score with a gaggle of young blonde chicks with fake breasts well into his 80s. I’m pretty sure that’s the guiding principle of our great nation. In fact, if history serves me correct, Benjamin Franklin stated it ideal when he stated “See how many ho’s you can get with this printing press, Mr. Jefferson, and make sure they got them breasteses all big and stuff.”

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Britney Spears was spotted wearing a wig late last night while leaving the set for the “Womanizer” video. She apparently plays some sort of slutty waitress who straddles a guy while eating cherries. You can’t make this shit up. Us Magazine reports:

The scene continues with Spears sucking on cherries or dangling them around her mouth, all while straddling and crawling all over the man, the witness says.
“She seems to be all business,” the witness told Us. “She’d just do one thing after another and then on to the next.”
Spears worked up a sweat — her black bob wig was rubbing off on her forehead, states the witness — and an appetite. For lunch, she ate three pieces of cheese pizza.

Oh, hell yeah. A sweaty, pizza-stuffed Britney Spears? It’s like they brought my innermost erotic fantasy to life - but with anchovies.

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While doing press for her new movie Battle in Seattle, Charlize Theron told Josh Horowitz of MTV.com that she can’t figure out why the hell people watch The Hills:

Theron: [Long pause, laughs.] So I watched a couple episodes. I was doing a world tour at the time, so I watched them in a couple languages. I realized that this f—ing show is huge. Now I’m going to ask you a question: Why?
MTV: Why what?
Theron: Why is it so big? It’s about nothing! This is a free country. Freedom of speech! You can tell me right now to my face that “Reindeer Games” was a piece of sh–. That’s absolutely fine. But “The Hills” is about nothing. I think the girls are beautiful and when they cry their mascara runs and that’s real, but I don’t get it!

Charlize Theron: Smoking hot and hates The Hills. I don’t want to alarm anybody, but I’ve an erection. Don’t panic; it’s more scared of you than you are of it.

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Chris Kattan’s ex-wife Sunshine Tutt is walking away with a bundle of cash after just two months of marriage, according to TMZ:

Sources tell TMZ there was prenup that would’ve given Tutt less that 10 grand — but a renegotiation just upped the ante to a low six-figure sum.
Tutt’s lawyer, Ronald Richards, told us: “My client is very relieved that she can leave this two month marriage with some resources that will grant her to rebuild her life.”

From $10,000 to six-figures? Somebody found the body of Cheri Oteri tied up under the bed. That’s always a deal-breaker.

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Lindsay Lohan (seen above on a photo shoot last night) is sparring with her dad in the press again. Page Six has obtained an e-mail from Michael Lohan which he sent to x17online. In it, he criticizes Samantha Ronson and thinks she’s the one behind Lindsay’s latest blog entries. Also he insults her ability to adequately obtain toiletries. I don’t even know:

I don’t believe that the recent blogs posted by ‘Lindsay’ were written by her” and touted, “There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye. Not that what we see is so amusing anyway . . . what’s with this ‘person?’ Look at the way she ‘dresses.’
Once more, she uses her middle finger more than she uses words. Have you ever seen her apartment? For God’s sake, when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll. (I was told this firsthand).

Lindsay, or possibly Sam, fired off an e-mail to Page Six addressing Michael’s mood swings:

My dad obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods. He’s out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it’s dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mom and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren’t talking.
I am in a great place in life. I have overcome a lot and have been able to learn how to care about and appreciate my life in each way possible. I’m proud of myself for being able to make a change in the past year and a half.
My past is behind me, and that’s final. There’s nothing more to be stated. All the false accusations that people try to make are simply because there’s no story when things are calm and good. But they might as well let it go because their lies don’t affect me anymore. Samantha isn’t evil, I care for her very much and she’s a wonderful girl.
She adores me, as I do her.

I think I talk for all of us when I say to Lindsay and Michael: GET A ROOM! Seriously, quit dragging this thing out and get it over with already. Goddamn…

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Sarah Silverman endorses Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama in this video that encourages her fellow Jews to blackmail their Florida-residing grandparents into voting for Obama. I posted it because I know how much you guys love when celebrities speak about politics. It’s your favorite NOTE: Video is NSFW due to language such as fuck, shit, damn and brisket. Via [Thesuperficial]

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Hey, everybody, Clay Aiken is gay! The singer, who recently became a father, has come out of the closet in an exclusive interview with People. In related news, the sky is blue. NOTE: Hats off to the folks over at Dateline Hollywood for creating hilarious variations, like the one above, of Clay’s coming out issue. Looking forward to seeing you tackle the imminent Ricky Martin issue.

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Hugh Hefner is still knocking down rumors that Holly Madison ditched him for Criss Angel. Of course, it doesn’t help that Holly and Criss were spotted in Vegas together over the weekend, but Hugh acknowledges there’s a transition in place, Us Magazine reports:

“She is still my girlfriend,” he tells Usmagazine.com in a new interview. “Now will that last? I don’t think anything lasts forever.
“I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have kids. That isn’t very much in the cards for me,” he adds. “So there has to be a certain reality there. And I’m sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That’s part of the transition.”

Translation: Soon, Holly Madison’s next crumpled up wad of bills won’t be sitting next to a bottle of Viagra, but by a pile of handcuff necklaces, Hot Topic receipts and, I’m calling it, Douche Bronzer.

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Jenna Jameson is definitely doing her best Angelina Jolie impersonation, according to sources for Perez Hilton:

“They’re having twins,” a friend of the superstar tells us. “Jenna and Tito just found out. They’re beyond thrilled!”

This, of course, answers “Nope” to the age old question: Can Jenna Jameson do anything without getting double teamed?

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