John Mayer has a huge penis I could think of worse rumors I’d want floating around about me. From the New York Daily News: You wouldn’t expect Jennifer Aniston to be giddy like a schoolgirl these days. Not with the news that ex Brad Pitt and his baby-machine girlfriend Angelina Jolie are pumping out twins in a […]

John Mayer has a huge penis

I could think of worse rumors I’d want floating around about me. From the New York Daily News:

You wouldn’t expect Jennifer Aniston to be giddy like a schoolgirl these days. Not with the news that ex Brad Pitt and his baby-machine girlfriend Angelina Jolie are pumping out twins in a couple of weeks. But the former “Friend” has been glowing of late, pals of the actress tell us.

“She’s just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character,” said one spy.

The reason can’t just be that she is dating John Mayer. No one is that happy with Jessica Simpson’s sloppy seconds. What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner’s ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he’s a great guy, but because he’s a “great” guy, if you know what we mean. (Source)

John has a “certain feature that leaves Jen so pleased”? I’m guessing this is code for donkey-sized penis, but considering Jennifer Aniston is the source, it could just mean that he has a tissue dispenser/ice cream maker welded to his ass. Of course the other option is that John is blessed with the same “affliction” as me: a double jointed tongue.

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Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, David and Victoria Beckham, Jennifer Lopez, John Mayer, Anna Wintour, Karl Lagerfeld, Kate Bosworth, Liv Tyler, Janet Jackson, Serena Williams, Naomi Watts, Julia Roberts, George Clooney, Giorgio Armani came out for the 2008 Metropolitan Art Gala 2008 for the exhibition in New York City titled Superheroes: Fashion and Art. Check out interviews and all access pas…

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John Mayer hooks up with “Friends” star Jennifer Aniston. Miley Cyrus wants her fans to know shes changing after photos released. Audrina Patridge gets a motion picture role in “Into The Blue 2″. Hard Candy singer Madonna a diva? Britney Spears vs Whitney Houston, as the two singers release an album during Christmas. Ben Affleck over Jennifer Lopez music video ass kissing scene and gigli. Heroes…

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John Mayer leaving New York’s Bungalow 8 earlier this morning You know how John Mayer is supposed to be dating Jennifer Aniston? Oops, someone forgot to tell him. The New York Post says: A source in New York saw Mayer, a notorious horndog, out at 1Oak Friday night with Adam Levine, and Mayer “was all over some […]

John Mayer leaving New York’s Bungalow 8 earlier this morning

You know how John Mayer is supposed to be dating Jennifer Aniston? Oops, someone forgot to tell him. The New York Post says:

A source in New York saw Mayer, a notorious horndog, out at 1Oak Friday night with Adam Levine, and Mayer “was all over some blond girl.” Mayer later asked the DJ to play some R. Kelly songs so “we can dance with our girls.” (Source)

I don’t understand. Besides Jennifer Aniston’s low self esteem, age, Jay Leno chin, and man-kryptonite in her vag,* she’s a total catch for any Hollywood star!

*a.k.a. a ticking biological clock

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Move over, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal, there’s a new boring couple in town! These two hadn’t one, but count ‘em, TWO meals together in Miami over the weekend. Not only that, but salad was involved. Get the… Via [Thesuperficial]

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Halle Berry came out last night for her first public appearance since giving birth Mariah Carey and Nick Canon Engaged? Miley Cyrus has apologized for the racy photos she had taken with her friends. Miley apologizing for Vanity Fair photos too. There are rumors that Victoria Beckham is pregnant. Jennifer Aniston hooking up with John Mayer? Amy Winehouse wants the world to know…

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Singer John Mayer didn’t address his alleged make-out session with celebrity news blogger Perez Hilton during an XM radio interview yesterday. He did, however, bash Perez Hilton personally more than once. He complained on the radio that the general public “are people who … couldn’t name me three songs off one record, but get onto a […]

Singer John Mayer did not address his alleged make-out session with celebrity news blogger Perez Hilton during an XM radio interview yesterday.

He did, however, bash Perez Hilton personally more than once.

He complained on the radio that the general public “are people who … couldn’t name me three songs off one record, but get onto a blog and go to the comments and say, ‘Well, he was with that dog so-and-so. He probably smells like butt.’ You know, people try to enjoy do the Perez Hilton syntax, and it’s terrible.”

Umm… sure thing John!

Mayer also stated that when Perez Hilton got his own VH1 reality show, What Perez Sez, “that was the moment when the Fourth Wall broke.”

John Mayer is hitting back against Perez Hilton and celebrity gossip in general … even though he’s not denying that their alleged make-out session took place.

“I have never seen it, but that was the moment that the wall broke, and we realized that these people don’t really hate celebrities,” John Mayer stated.

“They just want to be actually in there.”

NOTE: We’re starting to believe Perez more and more on this one.

Mayer stated he expected more Hilton / celeb gossip copycats to emerge and get even nastier when it comes to critiquing news and celebrities’ each move:

“There are 14-year old children who think “Ehh, good Perez Hilton, but not good enough: I have to add to that…. (typing) … he’s actually a douchebag!’”

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We added 55 new celebrity pics in the past few days, and there are some good ones in that batch, for sure. Here are some highlights, with more after the jump:

We added 55 new celebrity photos in the past few days, and there are some good ones in that batch, for sure. Here are some highlights, with more after the jump:

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John Mayer left a cryptic message on his blog the other day that may or may not be directed to an ex-lover. Us Magazine is saying it might be Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Love Hewitt or Cameron Diaz…. Via [Thesuperficial]

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John Mayer left a cryptic message on his blog the other day that might or may not be directed to an ex-lover. Us Magazine is saying it might be Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Love Hewitt or Cameron Diaz…. Via [Thesuperficial]

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