Honest Injun, heeding your cries, I have been exercising a moratorium on Heidi and Spencer’s horribly retarded candid (but really posed) shots. However, drastic times call for drastic measures. And I’d like to point you to the two drastic measures above. I’m going to step away from my keyboard now because I never type angry/aroused. *SMASH!* Shiiiit, I just knocked over my cubicle. Geekologist, are you alright? I was editing Heidi photos and- Hey! Eyes up here, bud. Nothing technological going on down there. That is simply nature. And, okay, plutonium.

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Actually, no, I don’t want to check out Heidi’s ass Star magazine claims that Heidi Montag is planning on faking a pregnancy this summer to keep her name in the news. A source told the mag: “This summer, Heidi plans to wear loose clothes and even strap on some padding around her waist to make it appear […]

Actually, no, I don’t want to check out Heidi’s ass

Star magazine claims that Heidi Montag is planning on faking a pregnancy this summer to keep her name in the news. A source told the mag:

“This summer, Heidi plans to wear loose clothes and even strap on some padding around her waist to make it appear as if she’s about three months along. The plan is to get the baby rumor mill going so she can get photographed more. She and Spencer won’t confirm or deny the pregnancy so they can keep everyone guessing.” (Source)

Apparently someone didn’t get enough attention as a child. I mean, really, is there anything this bitch won’t fake for attention? Reality show: fake. Boobs: fake. Orgasms with Spencer: fake. If Heidi really wants to fake something, she begin with her own death . . . minus the fake part. Besides, everyone knows Heidi could never get pregnant from Spencer — anal doesn’t work that way.

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are world-renown for being the fakest conglomeration of asshats in the history of chicanery. To further prove that point, Star has broken the news that Heidi and Spencer orchestrated their break-up, reunion and even… Via [Thesuperficial]

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There. Hopefully that headline will make asshat lovers Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt think twice about participating in another one of their dipshit posed pic sessions. Then, even worse, they forced this poor Negro fellow to be party to… Via [Thesuperficial]

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In breaking celebrity fashion news, Heidi Montag debuted her clothing line, entitled Heidiwood, at a Friday evening fashion show in Hollywood, Calif. Breathe, people. Breathe. Models hit the catwalk to model Heidi’s fashion label as “music” from her upcoming, as-yet-untitled pop album blared over the sound system. So sorry we had to miss this event. Heidi Montag, 21, worked […]

In breaking celebrity fashion news, Heidi Montag debuted her clothing line, entitled Heidiwood, at a Friday evening fashion show in Hollywood, Calif.

Breathe, people. Breathe.

Models hit the catwalk to model Heidi’s fashion label as “music” from her upcoming, as-yet-untitled pop album blared over the sound system.

So sorry we had to miss this event.

Heidi Montag, 21, worked the runway in sky-high black stiletto platform pumps, short black shorts and a midriff-baring, zebra print halter top.

“I love zebra print!” she stated. “I’m obsessed with it!”

Somehow we don’t see Heidi-wood sales skyrocketing.

The real head-turning moment of the night came when Spencer Pratt popped on stage and gave Heidi Montag two dozen long-stemmed pink roses before kissing her on the lips. You may vomit at will, fans of The Hills.

“I mean, you know, we’re up, we’re down,” Montag stated of her relationship with Spencer after the show. “It’s just the routine.”

Though they’re not living together, “the bottom line is that we love each other,” the former ideal friend of Lauren Conrad added. “We always have and we’re just trying to figure out our stuff, like every other couple.”

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We added 55 new celebrity pics in the past few days, and there are some good ones in that batch, for sure. Here are some highlights, with more after the jump:

We added 55 new celebrity photos in the past few days, and there are some good ones in that batch, for sure. Here are some highlights, with more after the jump:

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In its preview of The Hills‘ spring season, the New York Times called Heidi Montag a modern-day “feminist hero” for standing up to Spencer Pratt. But Montag, 21, isn’t backing Hillary Clinton for president. “I’m voting for John McCain,” Heidi Montag explained to Us Weekly. “I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience.” When Spencer […]

In its preview of The Hills‘ spring season, the New York Times called Heidi Montag a modern-day “feminist hero” for standing up to Spencer Pratt.

But Montag, 21, isn’t backing Hillary Clinton for president.

“I’m voting for John McCain,” Heidi Montag explained to Us Weekly. “I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience.”

When Spencer Pratt warned her about making a public endorsement, Montag replied, “I don’t think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for.”

Well, there you’ve it folks.

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama may be dominating the news, but chalk up another quasi-celebrity endorsement for GOP nominee John McCain!

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