We might have thought we had found the Grade A president this country needed when we elected President Obama into office last year, but even he knows that isn’t so. While sitting down with Oprah Winfrey for her Christmas at the White House special, President Obama decided to grade his work in his first year in […]
We may have thought we had found the Grade A president this country needed when we elected President Obama into office last year, but even he knows that isn’t so.
While sitting down with Oprah Winfrey for her Christmas at the White Home special, President Obama decided to grade his work in his first year in office as a “solid B+.”
We’ll give him that,but surely nothing more. And before you start hating, he agrees with us!
Listen to him explain to Oprah why he thinks he doesn’t deserve the A grade. (above)
They’ve got some strict laws! Apparently, it is still a CRIME to commit adultery in the great state of New Hampshire! In the olden days, they used to make perpetrators stand in the gallows for an hour with a noose around their neck, get up to 39 lashes, a year in jail or a fine of 100 […]

They’ve got some strict laws!
Apparently, it is still a CRIME to commit adultery in the great say of New Hampshire!
In the olden days, they used to make perpetrators stand in the gallows for an hour with a noose around their neck, get up to 39 lashes, a year in jail or a fine of 100 pounds!
Can you imagine that, Tiger Woods?!
Now, the sentence has been softened to a $1,200 fine, (although adding that up in Tiger’s case still makes for a bundle,) but some lawmakers think it might be time to abolish the crime.
Nay, we state!
Let there still be a place in this country where horny husbands and trampy wives must pay the price for their infidelity!
What do U think?
[Image via AP Images.]
The battle for the Flynt family name is finally over! Porn mogul Larry Flynt sued his nephews, Jimmy Flynt Jr. and Dustin Flynt, for trademark infringement after the two younger Flynt boys created a porn company last year called Flynt Media Corp. And of course, the Hustler king won the fight! Did U anticipate any different? Jimmy Jr. […]

The battle for the Flynt family name is finally over!
Porn mogul Larry Flynt sued his nephews, Jimmy Flynt Jr. and Dustin Flynt, for trademark infringement after the two younger Flynt boys created a porn company last year called Flynt Media Corp.
And of course, the Hustler king won the fight!
Did U anticipate any different?
Jimmy Jr. and Dustin were ordered by a U.S. district court judge to include their first names in the pornos if they decide to stay in the biz, as to not confuse XXX consumers.
[Image via WENN.]
The downfall of Tiger Woods’ empire continues! This time, Gillette have decided to “limit” the serial cheater’s appearance in their razor campaigns while Tiger is on his open-ended break from professional golf. Earlier this week, Swiss watchmakers Tag Heuer pulled all advertisements featuring Woods from their retail locations in Australia. Who’s next???? [Photo via Getty Images.] […]

The downfall of Tiger Woods‘ empire continues!
This time, Gillette have decided to “limit” the serial cheater’s appearance in their razor campaigns while Tiger is on his open-ended break from professional golf.
Earlier this week, Swiss watchmakers Tag Heuer pulled all advertisements featuring Woods from their retail locations in Australia.
Who’s next????
[Pic via Getty Images.]
Juicy! We wonder which one it is?! An unnamed woman who had a multiple-year affair with Tiger Woods tried repeatedly to get knocked up with the golf pro’s baby without his knowledge. She did not use birth control and we know that Tiger is NOT a fan of wrapping it up so she would strategically plan […]

Juicy!
We wonder which one it is?!
An unnamed woman who had a multiple-year affair with Tiger Woods tried repeatedly to get knocked up with the golf pro’s baby without his knowledge.
She did not use birth control and we know that Tiger is NOT a fan of wrapping it up so she would strategically plan rendezvous with Tiger for prime conception times! A source reveals:
“She used to try to arrange to see Tiger when she was ovulating. She thought she’d be set for life financially if she could have Tiger’s baby.”
The woman has already hired a lawyer to talk with Tiger’s camp and we hope her identity is revealed soon!
She’s said to be older than Tiger and very attractive.
A cougar and a Tiger! How precious!
[Image via WENN.]
11 Dec
Posted by admin as Funny Celebrity
We knew it! We knew it! We knew it! It was only a matter of time before the escorts started coming forward!!!! The owner of a now-defunct VIP escort company is speaking out about her former client, the shameful husband known as Tiger Woods. Michelle Braun states the golfer “had a pretty large appetite for women”. No shit! The […]

We knew it! We knew it! We knew it!
It was only a matter of time before the escorts started coming forward!!!!
The owner of a now-defunct VIP escort company is speaking out about her former client, the shameful husband known as Tiger Woods.
Michelle Braun states the golfer “had a pretty huge appetite for women”. No shit!
The Madam describes her business, which she shut last year after running into personal legal troubles, as a service that brought men and women together for dates. She would give her employees commissions of up to 60 percent of a booking fee, which was paid up front “purely for introduction.” Translation: your paying for the hooker’s time, not her pussy.
Woods spent three weekends in Vegas with her hookers over the years, Braun stated, dropping $30,000 to $40,000 per trip.
Two of those former escorts, Braun claims, were porn star Holly Sampson and onetime Trashy Lingerie model Jamie Jungers.
Jungers is the whore who claims to have had a years-long affair with Woods and also alleges they NEVER used a condom.
The Madam says that Tiger had a type: “He would request the college-cutie, girls-next-door look.” You know, whore that look like… HIS WIFE!
The last time Braun communicated with the golfer was in mid-2008, she stated.
Most of her celebrity clients, including Woods, were always “smart enough” to pay in cash, she said. The golfer, in particular, “liked to communicate by text message.”
Braun states that clients like Woods utilized her business because “it’s supposed to be discreet. When you pay it’s established that it’s a business relationship. You don’t have a girl thinking he’s going to leave his wife for her and they’ll fall in love and have a fairy tale relationship.”
SUPPOSED to be discrete. But, now that she’s out of business, the bitch is blabbing - and we LOVE it!
As far as having proof that Tiger was even a client, Braun states she’s sure she has phone records. They never communicated by email, she states. Only by text.
And we’ve already seen that Woods is a large fan of texting!
In all seriousness, though, if we were advising Woods, we’d tell him he needs to….
1) Hold a press conference ASAP
2) Admit that he’s a sex addict
3) Reveal that he’s going to rehab for his addiction
4) Say that he’s also seeking spiritual counseling
5) And apologize a billion times over to his wife!!!!
[Image via WENN.]
Susan Boyle must be on top of the world! The Scot sensation is reportedly enjoying another week atop Billboard’s 200 list. This will make it her THIRD week! She’s beaten out each last bit of competition. Well, except for Taylor Quick, but she is gunning for her! Taylor has the best selling album of the year thus far, […]

Susan Boyle must be on top of the world!
The Scot sensation is reportedly enjoying another week atop Billboard’s 200 list. This will make it her THIRD week! She’s beaten out each last bit of competition.
Well, except for Taylor Swift, but she is gunning for her!
Taylor has the best selling album of the year thus far, selling 2.53 million copies of Fearless. However, SuBo is right behind her, having sold upwards of 1.23 million in its first two weeks. If she keeps this up, she could outsell the country princess!
Who would have ever believed it!
[Image via WENN.]
This is an inneresting move. Not to mention random. Ex-Dalla Cowboy Terrell Owens has been signed to Wilhelmina Models. The athlete turned VH1 reality star and now model commented on his new gig saying “When you've got some good looks like myself, you've got to take full advantage of it.” Well, he certainly has the ego […]
This is an inneresting move. Not to mention random.
Ex-Dalla Cowboy Terrell Owens has been
[Image via Apega/WENN.]
09 Dec
Posted by admin as Funny Celebrity
We were kinda skeptical of the rumored romance between J. Simpleton and Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan… But now there’s photographic proof! Corgan tried to blend into the background while Jessica stepped into the paparazzi’s spotlight, but that’s a little hard considering Billy towers at 6′3″! What do these two even have in common???? We […]



We were kinda skeptical of the rumored romance between J. Simpleton and Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan…
But now there’s photographic proof!
Corgan tried to blend into the background while Jessica stepped into the paparazzi’s spotlight, but that’s a little hard considering Billy towers at 6′3″!
What do these two even have in common????
We can only imagine their over-dinner conversation…
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
Looks like Colin Farrell is ready to add singer to his resume. Country singer that is. Colin co-stars in the indie flick, Crazy Hearts, starring Jeff Bridges as a “washed-up, alcoholic country singer who gets his life back on track thanks to a reporter” and love interest in the motion picture, Maggie Gyllenhaal. And at the premiere […]
Looks like Colin Farrell is ready to add singer to his resume. Country singer that is.
Colin co-stars in the indie flick, Crazy Hearts, starring Jeff Bridges as a “washed-up, alcoholic country singer who gets his life back on track thanks to a reporter” and love interest in the motion picture, Maggie Gyllenhaal.
And at the premiere in Los Angeles last night, producer Judy Cairo reveals:
“No one had heard him sing until he recorded with [composer and producer] T-Bone, but we assumed if he took the role that he probably could pull it off or he wouldn’t have accepted the role. His agent didn’t even know he could sing.”
In one of the scenes, Bridges and Farrell share the stage together in Albuquerque, NM. Adds Cairo:
“They both have great voices. In fact, it was Colin’s second day working with us and we brought him in and threw him onstage in front of 12,000 people and said, ‘Sing!’ He was a trouper. He did an astounding job.”
Check out the clip above and watch Colin start singing around the 0:40 second mark.
Thoughts?