Thanks, as always, to People magazine for assembling these terrific sound bites from the amusing world of celebrity quotes … “Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?” - The possibly pregnant, publicity-seeking media whore Ashlee Simpson, in response to Ellen DeGeneres asking if she’s knocked up “It’s the Easter bunny.” - Minnie Driver, when asked who […]

Thanks, as always, to People magazine for assembling these terrific sound bites from the entertaining world of celebrity quotes …

“Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?”
- The possibly pregnant, publicity-seeking media whore Ashlee Simpson, in response to Ellen DeGeneres asking if she’s knocked up

“It’s the Easter bunny.”
- Minnie Driver, when asked who her unborn baby’s dad is

“This last pregnancy rumor really made me want to go back to the gym. I just didn’t like the picture. I thought, ‘You know what? My stomach is sticking out there! Let me get on the treadmill and do some sit-ups.’”
- Fergie

“I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does.”
- Skank-in-training Ali Lohan

“I’m thrilled to be anywhere with high ratings these days.”
- President Bush, appearing via satellite on Deal or No Deal

“I wore no underwear for you and look where it got me!”
- Kate Beckinsale (not Britney Spears), reneging on her “surprise” for Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson, after he made a crack about her age

“We played laser tag - it was really cool.”
- Paris Hilton, on her “anniversary” with Benji Madden

“I’m content with 90 percent of me. I like my teeth. Sometimes I wonder if my orthodontist realizes how important he was.”
- Carrie Underwood

“That was superior than good sex!”
- Dancing with the Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba, congratulating Mario and Karina

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Ellen DeGeneres Leaves IL Sole in West Hollywood.03-23-08.

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Ellen DeGeneres is a comedian, actress, author, Emmy award-winning speak show host, and now the Oprah-wannabe mogul can add Entrepreneur to the list. As you probably remember, after that whole Iggy controversy, Ellen decided to help start an organization to rebuild in-the-dumps animal shelters across America. Now, she’s showing her love for animals a bit […]

Ellen DeGeneres is a comedian, actress, author, Emmy award-winning talk show host, and now the Oprah-wannabe mogul can add Entrepreneur to the list.

As you probably remember, after that whole Iggy controversy, Ellen decided to help start an organization to rebuild in-the-dumps animal shelters across America.

Now, she’s showing her love for animals a bit more by creating her own DOG FOOD!

But, not just any dog food. Really good quality doggy chow that even humans can eat.

That’s SO Showgirls!

The dog food is called Halo.

In a current interview, Ellen spoke about her new venture and partnership with Halo (known for its natural pet foods) to create the food line.

“Ours is all human grade. It’s all natural. And yes, you can eat it,” states DeGeneres. “People love their animals so much so that they put tiny clothes on them and necklaces and booties and things like that. And if you love your animal, then you should feed them something that’s not dangerous for them. There’s a lot of poisonous stuff that they’re putting in a lot of that food, those by-products.”

When asked if Ellen were to be a politician, what would be her pet policy, she responded, “My pet policy would be to love them and give them as much respect as you would give any living thing and treat them kindly. They’re innocent tiny souls that are filled with unconditional love. And we should give them the same.”

We love Ellen!!!!!

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