Lunch with Bar Refaeli

Bar Refaeli Supermodel Bar Refaeli leaving the Eden Roc Hotel in France (5/15) [BauerGriffinOnline, Splash News]

Bar Refaeli is smoking hot.
Bar Refaeli

Supermodel Bar Refaeli leaving the Eden Roc Hotel in France (5/15)

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Kourtney Kardashian outside Coco de Ville nightclub in Hollywood (5/13) Never a good thing when I have to slap a semi-NSFW tag on the outfit you wore to the club last night. See this is why I sleep with a sniper rifle. If I ever see my daughter leave the house in an outfit like that, […]

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Kourtney Kardashian outside Coco de Ville nightclub in Hollywood (5/13)

Never a good thing when I have to slap a semi-NSFW tag on the outfit you wore to the club last night. See this is why I sleep with a sniper rifle. If I ever see my daughter leave the house in an outfit like that, I’ll stop her. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not gonna kill her (I’m no psycho LOL), I’m just gonna put a bullet in her ankle so she can’t walk. She’ll get the message.

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Decent effort

Emmanuelle Chriqui pics from June’s GQ magazine Decent effort Emmanuelle. I’ll tell you what, I’ll make a little deal with you. Bust your ass this summer, drop a few more pounds, and then I’ll let you call me. Deal?

Emmanuelle Chriqui is stunning
Emmanuelle Chriqui photos from June’s GQ magazine

Decent effort Emmanuelle. I’ll tell you what, I’ll make a little deal with you. Bust your ass this summer, drop a few more pounds, and then I’ll let you call me. Deal?

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John Graziano this day, tomorrow, next week, next year, etc. Brooke Hogan posted an epic rant to her MySpace page this day about her brother Nick and his trial for felony reckless driving. Being that I don’t talk retard, I didn’t understand everything she wrote but I think someone lied about something . . . Monday, May 12, 2008 BS Current […]

John Graziano
John Graziano today, tomorrow, next week, next year, etc.

Brooke Hogan posted an epic rant to her MySpace page today about her brother Nick and his trial for felony reckless driving. Being that I don’t speak retard, I didn’t understand everything she wrote but I think someone lied about something . . .

Monday, May 12, 2008

BS
Current mood: pissed off
Category: Life

I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich tiny selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I’m really pissed that the truth didn’t come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn’t from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should state enough…. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s*** doesn’t begin getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I’ve back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I’m starting to figure it out. And I’m gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don’t understand, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He’s not “NICK HOGAN.” AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…

Stricken by a momentary bout of sanity, Brooke took down that posting and replaced it with this one:

Monday, May 12, 2008

wtvr

I have the truth on my side. And the truth will set everyone straight sooner or later. PEACE

ps: yes I took my last one off cause I know itll go around anyway. Have at it ppl.

Oh shit, I didn’t know John was NEVER home and at the Hogan’s home ALL THE TIME. And yet the judge still gave Nick eight months in jail for wrapping his Supra around a tree and robbing John of living a normal life without a softball-sized hole in his skull. Where’d he get his law degree, off the back of a cereal box? The term “miscarriages of justice” has a tendency to be overused nowadays but I think it’s appropriate in this case.

[ONTD]

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Suge Knight leaving Shag nightclub Music exec/ex-felon Suge Knight got knocked out on Saturday night at Shag nightclub in Hollywood. Suge was just minding his own business beating the living hell out of a guy when the guy had the nerve to fight back. A source told TMZ: Suge was talking to a guy — and the […]

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Suge Knight leaving Shag nightclub

Music exec/ex-felon Suge Knight got knocked out on Saturday night at Shag nightclub in Hollywood. Suge was just minding his own business beating the living hell out of a guy when the guy had the nerve to fight back. A source told TMZ:

Suge was talking to a guy — and the convo was friendly enough at first. Then it turned. Suge shouted, “I want my money!” Suge then rushed the guy with the help of his posse, and began hitting and kicking him. People outside the club broke up the fight, and as the beatee got up, he landed a right hook to Suge’s face, knocking him out cold. We’re told Knight was out for nearly three minutes. His peeps then rushed him into a nearby SUV. (Source)

This guy will be bragging about the time he knocked out Suge Knight for the rest of his life . . . which should last about another week and a half. Being a guy on the bad side of Suge is a lot like being Lindsay Lohan’s vag — both are going to end up getting pounded by a large black man while his friends stand around shouting on encouragement.

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Nick Hogan is a piece of shit As we speak, Nick Hogan is in a Pinellas County, Florida, courtroom facing the music for that little street-racing accident last year that left his friend — Iraq War veteran John Graziano — with permanent mental and physical disabilities. Earlier in the morning, Nick plead no contest to a […]

Nick Hogan mug shot
Nick Hogan is a piece of shit

As we speak, Nick Hogan is in a Pinellas County, Florida, courtroom facing the music for that little street-racing accident last year that left his friend — Iraq War veteran John Graziano — with permanent mental and physical disabilities. Earlier in the morning, Nick plead no contest to a felony charge of reckless driving involving serious bodily injury; his sentence is at the full discretion of the judge. A few highlights of the proceedings via TMZ:

UPDATE 2:14 ET: Prepare for waterworks … here’s the victim’s dad, Ed Graziano. He tells the judge about John’s decorated service in the Marines. And he says, “What al Qaeda couldn’t do to my son, Nick did in a matter of minutes.”

UPDATE 2:18 ET: And Ed Graziano continues, saying that he spends 10 hours a day at the hospital with John, and that John will spend the rest of his life with mental and physical disabilities. Hulk is peering over at the Graziano family. Ed says that when Nick went to the hospital to see John, he looked totally bored, and even shot dart guns and skateboarded around the hospital! OMG!

UPDATE 2:25 ET: Now up, John’s sister Christian Carson. She says that sometimes she tries to call him, and breaks down when she realizes she can’t. Tough. And she says that Nick has never apologized for the crash.

UPDATE 2:32 ET: [John Graziano’s girlfriend] Ashley says that Nick’s license plate COEHSP stands for “Capable of Eluding High Speed Pursuit.”

Wow, Nick skateboarded around the hospital while his friend lay dying in bed. What a great guy. I think I’m in the majority here in hoping that part of Nick’s sentence involves stripping him naked, handcuffing his wrists to his ankles, and then setting him loose in San Quentin.*

*Voted by Travel & Leisure as 2008’s “Rapiest Prison in America!”

UPDATE: Nick’s sentence was just handed down: 8 months in Pinellas County Jail, 5 years probation, 500 hours community service, 3 years suspended license.

Nick Bollea crashed his Supra Nick Bollea almost died Nick Bollea involved in serious car accident! Nick Hogan crashed his Supra

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Wait a minute

Dax Shepard on the set of When in Rome in New York (5/8) Did I miss something? When did Dax Shepard turn into an Abercrombie & Fitch model? I haven’t seen a body transformation like that since last summer when I finally broke through the “eight pack” barrier. Finally I could fulfill my lifetime dream of […]

Dax Shepard is freaking buff
Dax Shepard on the set of When in Rome in New York (5/8)

Did I miss something? When did Dax Shepard turn into an Abercrombie & Fitch model? I haven’t seen a body transformation like that since last summer when I finally broke through the “eight pack” barrier. Finally I could fulfill my lifetime dream of dancing as a sexy cop at bachelorette parties without embarrassment!

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Nicollette Sheridan has a nice house Nicollette Sheridan’s 6,800 square foot home in Hidden Hills, CA. The actress recently bought the home from singer Melissa Etheridge for $4.99 million. NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity […]

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Nicollette Sheridan has a nice home

Nicollette Sheridan’s 6,800 square foot home in Hidden Hills, CA. The actress recently bought the home from singer Melissa Etheridge for $4.99 million.

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards stated celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped purchase that home. Sucker!

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DMX is under arrest DMX was arrested early this morning at his Cave Creek, Arizona, home on seven counts of misdemeanor animal cruelty and four counts of felony drug possession — his second arrest this week. The arrest stems from the August 2007 raid of the rapper’s home in which police discovered 12 emaciated pit bulls, […]

DMX is under arrest
DMX is under arrest

DMX was arrested early this morning at his Cave Creek, Arizona, home on seven counts of misdemeanor animal cruelty and four counts of felony drug possession — his second arrest this week. The arrest stems from the August 2007 raid of the rapper’s house in which police discovered 12 emaciated pit bulls, the bodies of three dogs, a big cache of weapons, and drugs. Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio told the Arizona Daily News:

“It was a tough case. We weren’t in a rush, we put a lot of time on it but you don’t rush into an investigation.” (Source)

Really? It took eight months to figure out that you should probably arrest the guy that had the cache of guns and drugs in his home? Who was leading the investigation, the officers from Reno 911?

Arpaio added:

“We’re also really close to breaking the Lindbergh Baby kidnapping but I want to make sure all the i’s are dotted and t’s are crossed before I rush into anything.”

OK I probably made that up.

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Friday Caption Contest #84

“You are younger than my husband! You are younger than my husband! You are younger than my husband! And you, you, and you!” - Celine Dion performing at a convalescent home in London Can you beat my caption? Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

Celine Dion performing in London, England
“You are younger than my husband! You are younger than my husband! You are younger than my husband! And you, you, and you!” - Celine Dion performing at a convalescent home in London

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

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