Brooke Hogan knows the truth

John Graziano this day, tomorrow, next week, next year, etc. Brooke Hogan posted an epic rant to her MySpace page this day about her brother Nick and his trial for felony reckless driving. Being that I don’t talk retard, I didn’t understand everything she wrote but I think someone lied about something . . . Monday, May 12, 2008 BS Current […]

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John Graziano today, tomorrow, next week, next year, etc.

Brooke Hogan posted an epic rant to her MySpace page today about her brother Nick and his trial for felony reckless driving. Being that I don’t speak retard, I didn’t understand everything she wrote but I think someone lied about something . . .

Monday, May 12, 2008

BS
Current mood: pissed off
Category: Life

I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich tiny selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I’m really pissed that the truth didn’t come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn’t from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should state enough…. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s*** doesn’t begin getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I’ve back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I’m starting to figure it out. And I’m gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don’t understand, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He’s not “NICK HOGAN.” AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…

Stricken by a momentary bout of sanity, Brooke took down that posting and replaced it with this one:

Monday, May 12, 2008

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I have the truth on my side. And the truth will set everyone straight sooner or later. PEACE

ps: yes I took my last one off cause I know itll go around anyway. Have at it ppl.

Oh shit, I didn’t know John was NEVER home and at the Hogan’s home ALL THE TIME. And yet the judge still gave Nick eight months in jail for wrapping his Supra around a tree and robbing John of living a normal life without a softball-sized hole in his skull. Where’d he get his law degree, off the back of a cereal box? The term “miscarriages of justice” has a tendency to be overused nowadays but I think it’s appropriate in this case.

[ONTD]

Via [Celebslam]

She Has No Respect

Brooke Hogan is speaking out on her brother’s incarceration and talking shit along the way! The untalented hag just wrote the following on her official blog: “Monday, Might 12, 2008 BS Current mood: pissed off Category: Life I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich little selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and […]

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Brooke Hogan is talking out on her brother’s incarceration and speaking shit along the way!

The untalented hag just wrote the following on her official blog:

“Monday, May 12, 2008

BS
Current mood: pissed off
Category: Life

I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich tiny selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I’m really pissed that the truth didn’t come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn’t from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should say enough…. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s*** doesn’t start getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I’ve back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I’m starting to figure it out. And I’m gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don’t comprehend, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He’s not “NICK HOGAN.” AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…”

Update:

Hogan pulled the above post from her blog and just put up this entry.

“Monday, Might 12, 2008

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I’ve the truth on my side. And the truth will set everyone straight sooner or later. PEACE

ps: yes I took my last one off cause I know itll go around anyway. Have at it ppl.”

Via [Perezhilton.com]

Happy Birthday, Brooke Hogan!

Brooke Hogan turns 20 years old today. We didn’t realize the daughter of former WWE star Hulk Hogan was so young. But now her ridiculous wardrobe choices at least make sense. Kids have difficulty dressing themselves. In honor of Brooke’s birthday, let’s relive some of her more memorable fashion choices. Click on the photos below to view […]

Brooke Hogan turns 20 years old today.

We didn’t realize the daughter of former WWE star Hulk Hogan was so young. But now her ridiculous wardrobe choices at least make sense. Kids have difficulty dressing themselves.

Brooke and her Cleavage

In honor of Brooke’s birthday, let’s relive some of her more memorable fashion choices. Click on the photos below to view them in larger, even more disastrous glory….

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Hulk’s Other Woman SPEAKS!

The woman who had an affair with Hulk Hogan is speaking out! Christiane Plante, a former friend of Brooke Hogan’s, just sent us the following statement, to air her side of the story. She says: “Dear Perez, I don’t know you but I have to tell you one thing: I did NOT leak the story of my affair to […]

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The woman who had an affair with Hulk Hogan is talking out!

Christiane Plante, a former friend of Brooke Hogan’s, just sent us the following statement, to air her side of the story.

She says:

“Dear Perez,

I don’t know you but I must tell you one thing: I did NOT leak the story of my affair to the National Enquirer, nor was I paid ANY amount of money to issue my statement. In other words, I was framed. Here is the name and number of the National Enquirer reporter who showed up at my door one morning as I was leaving for work, 2 days after I had confessed the truth of the affair to Brooke upon her confrontation-you can call him or anyone at the Enquirer and ask them for yourself if I tipped them or if I was paid anything for my confession: Darryl Wrobel (305) 205-XXXX.

Upon being presented with evidence that Mr. Wrobel had concrete and obvious knowledge and proof of the affair (”What was the nature of your relationship with Hulk Hogan?” I stated we were friends. Him: “Really? What about that letter you gave to Brooke two nights ago?” I was so taken aback, I completely broke down.) I decided I owed Brooke and the Hogan family a formal apology for my actions, which was my sole statement.

You won’t find me signing a deal for a tell-all book on the Hogans, pimping out juicy details of the affair, appearing on TV to milk this 15 minutes for all it’s worth or anything of the sort. You can’t even find any pictures of me online. I’m ashamed of what has taken place and it has caused me a lot of pain both personally and professionally. Call me what you want, but I did NOT leak this gossip to the press NOR did I gain ANY $$$ from it. It makes me wonder who has truly benefited by selling the story to the Enquirer and who has ca$hed in on this affair becoming public knowledge. Anyhow, we all know how karma works..

Thank you.

Christiane Plante”

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Via [Perezhilton.com]

It’s official: Brooke Hogan’s implants are indeed full of helium. While I’m not sure if that’s healthy, here’s hoping she gets caught in a jet stream and lands in my front yard. Though judging by her size, I should… Via [Thesuperficial]