Well, it’s official: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz tied the knot. I didn’t really think this counted as news until I found out Jessica Simpson was involved AND brought Tony Romo as her date despite reports he banged half… Via [Thesuperficial]

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Exciting news! Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson will be getting married soon. Very very soon! How soon? THIS Saturday!!!! Crazy! The two are set to marry this Saturday, Might 17th at a “secret” location. The rehearsal dinner for family and close friends will take place on Friday, at another “secret” location. A source says, “Proper invites have not been sent […]

Exciting news!

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson will be getting married soon. Very very soon!

How soon?

THIS Saturday!!!!

Crazy!

The two are set to marry this Saturday, May 17th at a “secret” location.

The rehearsal dinner for family and close friends will take place on Friday, at another “secret” location.

A source says, “Proper invites have not been sent out but instead guests have been given a save the date notice.”

The source adds, “all guests will be transported in shuttles to the wedding location.”

Wonder which magazine Poppa Joe has pimped the wedding pics out to???

And, how much do you think they sold for????

We’d state $150k. And that’s generous!

[Image via WENN.]

Via [Perezhilton.com]

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Thanks, as always, to People magazine for assembling these terrific sound bites from the amusing world of celebrity quotes … “Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?” - The possibly pregnant, publicity-seeking media whore Ashlee Simpson, in response to Ellen DeGeneres asking if she’s knocked up “It’s the Easter bunny.” - Minnie Driver, when asked who […]

Thanks, as always, to People magazine for assembling these terrific sound bites from the entertaining world of celebrity quotes …

“Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?”
- The possibly pregnant, publicity-seeking media whore Ashlee Simpson, in response to Ellen DeGeneres asking if she’s knocked up

“It’s the Easter bunny.”
- Minnie Driver, when asked who her unborn baby’s dad is

“This last pregnancy rumor really made me want to go back to the gym. I just didn’t like the picture. I thought, ‘You know what? My stomach is sticking out there! Let me get on the treadmill and do some sit-ups.’”
- Fergie

“I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does.”
- Skank-in-training Ali Lohan

“I’m thrilled to be anywhere with high ratings these days.”
- President Bush, appearing via satellite on Deal or No Deal

“I wore no underwear for you and look where it got me!”
- Kate Beckinsale (not Britney Spears), reneging on her “surprise” for Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson, after he made a crack about her age

“We played laser tag - it was really cool.”
- Paris Hilton, on her “anniversary” with Benji Madden

“I’m content with 90 percent of me. I like my teeth. Sometimes I wonder if my orthodontist realizes how important he was.”
- Carrie Underwood

“That was superior than good sex!”
- Dancing with the Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba, congratulating Mario and Karina

Via [thehollywoodgossip]

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The Sun posted these photos of Ashlee Simpson wearing a bikini in Jamaica while vacationing with Pete Wentz. I can’t tell if she’s rocking some implants but, if she is, they were probably installed at birth and confirm my long… Via [Thesuperficial]

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Ashlee Simpson says a makeover changed her life. Somehow we imagine her pimp and all that plastic surgery contributed something as well. Whatever the reason, the girl has come a long way since being a “style wallflower” in the shadow of older sister Jessica Simpson. So Ash says as this week’s Us Weekly top story - which […]

Ashlee Simpson says a makeover changed her life. Somehow we imagine her pimp and all that plastic surgery contributed something as well.

Whatever the reason, the girl has come a long way since being a “style wallflower” in the shadow of older sister Jessica Simpson.

So Ash says as this week’s Us Weekly top story - which breaks a seemingly years-long run by Britney Spears and The Hills cast on the cover.

Not to worry, though - both are still in the sidebar.

“I used to look at a beautiful girl on the cover of a magazine and think I could never be that,” the 23-year-old Ashlee Simpson told Us.

But Simpson - who has churned through countless haircuts and colors over her six years of stardom - has graced many a celebrity news rag.

Now the lip-synching Pete Wentz plaything is the cover girl on Us‘ 2008 Beauty Makeover Special issue, whatever the heck that is.

“I definitely embrace my sexy side, but at the end of the day, I still feel like the girl next door,” the always-insightful Ashlee Simpson tells Us.

The girl next door with a new nose, lips and rack, apparently.

Simpson also opened up about her April 2006 rhinoplasty: “I think as long as people have two eyes, then you probably know the answer.”

“[Plastic surgery] is something that everybody should think about for a really long time,” the hack singer stated. “Once you know that it is something you really feel comfortable with, then to each their own.”

Still, the star downplays her own transformation (follow this link for another kind of Ashlee Simpson - the Oklahoma version).

“I was never really unhappy with how I looked, [and] I don’t think I am more beautiful than I was [before],” Ashlee Simpson said.

“I just see the same old goofy girl I see every day.”

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Making the most of a NYC promotional trip, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz celebrated at the Bittersweet World album release party at NYC’s Marquee on Tuesday night.

Recently, the couple have been atop of the headlines with baby rumors after a reported blog posting by Mr Wentz.

Via [Gossipgirls]

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Ashlee Simpson is reportedly pregnant and engaged. Ashlee showed up to a signing of her new CD in New York (above) and was sporting an engagement ring. She might also be sporting a fetus if Pete Wentz’s film-making skills… Via [Thesuperficial]

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