
Tennis star Serena Williams went surfing yesterday in Hawaii with her rapper boyfriend Common. Whoa, wait. I comprehend she’s built for strength not beauty, but she’s dating Common? Jesus, I wonder how often they have this conversation: COMMON: Baby, I did it again - with a grizzly bear. I really, really thought it was you this time. Honest. I’m so sorry. GRIZZLY: RAWWWWR! COMMON: Damn! Gimme that sugar. GRIZZLY: RAWWWR? COMMON: I’m gonna make this right, girl. SERENA: *enters room* Common? COMMON: Go away, bear! I’m trying to love my woman.