Scarlett Johansson hates taking pictures with fans If you ever happen to run across Scarlett Johansson in public, whatever you do, don’t ask her to take a picture. Why? Because she’s a bitch. From the New York Post: Scarlett Johansson wants everyone to know she’s not a tourist attraction. The actress and fiancĂ© Ryan Reynolds hit […]

Scarlett Johansson hates taking pictures with fans
If you ever happen to run across Scarlett Johansson in public, whatever you do, don’t ask her to take a picture. Why? Because she’s a bitch. From the New York Post:
Scarlett Johansson wants everyone to know she’s not a tourist attraction. The actress and fiancĂ© Ryan Reynolds hit the Lower East Side spot National Underground the other night “wearing matching bowler hats,” our spy said. Although Johansson was “dressed down in a black blazer and jeans,” the doorman recognized her. Our spy stated that “the doorman asked to take a pic with Scarlett” but that she snapped, “I’m not the Statue of Liberty,” before heading inside. (Source)
Scarlett’s right, she’s not the Statue of Liberty. She’s got big tits, and that uppity bronze bitch is only an A or B-cup at ideal. Scarlett better realize pretty soon that as a celebrity whose only redeeming quality qualities are found in her bra, she superior not start taking the public for granted. Because in a few years, the only “assets” she owns are going to start falling faster than brokerage houses on Wall Street. And her’s aren’t FDIC insured either.
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