nearly drowns during triathlon Remember that little story earlier about J.Lo finishing the Malibu Triathlon over the weekend? Remember that? Remember how you thought to yourself: J.Lo completed a triathlon . . . what the fuck? Oh hey, guess what: almost drowned while swimming through the Nautica Triathlon . . .The waves were […]

Jennifer Lopez almost drowns during triathlon
nearly drowns during triathlon

Remember that little story earlier about J.Lo finishing the Malibu Triathlon over the weekend? Remember that? Remember how you thought to yourself: J.Lo completed a triathlon . . . what the fuck? Oh hey, guess what:

almost drowned while swimming through the Nautica Triathlon . . .The waves were to high for her as she started to submerge and was left missing for a couple of seconds until her trainer helped her out. When she reached enough depth where she could stand her feet she gave a huge smile showing relief. (From: Splash News)

I knew it. I knew that bitch didn’t finish a triathlon by herself. I want to see some photos of her during the bike part of the race. She had a tandem, didn’t she? Or an engine. “I was barely able to finish the race when my bike ran out of gas at mile three.”

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[Splash News]

Via [Celebslam]