Jennifer Lopez nearly drowns during triathlon Remember that little story earlier about J.Lo finishing the Malibu Triathlon over the weekend? Remember that? Remember how you thought to yourself: J.Lo completed a triathlon . . . what the fuck? Oh hey, guess what: Jennifer Lopez almost drowned while swimming through the Nautica Triathlon . . .The waves were […]

Jennifer Lopez nearly drowns during triathlon
Remember that little story earlier about J.Lo finishing the Malibu Triathlon over the weekend? Remember that? Remember how you thought to yourself: J.Lo completed a triathlon . . . what the fuck? Oh hey, guess what:
Jennifer Lopez almost drowned while swimming through the Nautica Triathlon . . .The waves were to high for her as she started to submerge and was left missing for a couple of seconds until her trainer helped her out. When she reached enough depth where she could stand on her feet she gave a huge smile showing relief. (From: Splash News)
I knew it. I knew that bitch didn’t finish a triathlon by herself. I want to see some photos of her during the bike part of the race. She had a tandem, didn’t she? Or an engine. “I was barely able to finish the race when my bike ran out of gas at mile three.”