Eva Longoria is addressing current pregnancy rumors that kicked into overdrive after her recent bikini pics while vacationing in Italy were released. Turns out she’s allegedly packing pounds for next season of Desperate Housewives which would explain these photos from the set and later that day getting dinner with Tony Parker. OK! Magazine reports:

“For upcoming season of Desperate Housewives [Eva’s character] Gabrielle has “gained” weight and cut hair,” says actress’ rep Liza Anderson. “She is now a worn-out mom with two kids. Eva has enjoyed a more relaxed environment and will even be wearing butt pads and stomach pads.”

Ha ha! Good excuse. I hope they name kid “El Guapo” - after me. Okay, maybe that’s not really my name, but since everybody’s making shit up, I’d figured I’d get in action. Now, if you’ll excuse me, El Guapo needs to play beach volleyball with his shirt off then fly a fighter jet in a perilous mission to save Iceman. Or maybe he’ll just take a nap under his desk. El Guapo is undecided.

Via [Thesuperficial]