Clay Aiken is gonna be a dad Before you put those gay rumors to rest, wait until you read how it happened. Via TMZ: Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s best friend. He lives at her home when he’s in L.A. We’re told Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is […]
Clay Aiken is gonna be a dad
Before you put those gay rumors to rest, wait until you read how it happened. Via TMZ:
Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s best friend. He lives at her home when he’s in L.A.
We’re told Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She’s the sister of record mogul David Foster. We’re told she’s in her late 40’s, though we could not confirm her exact age. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.
We’re told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm — we’re told he will have an active role in raising the child. (Source)
That’s right folks, Clay Aiken knocked a chick up and he didn’t even get laid. Guy is so afraid of vagina he had to be in another room during the moment of conception. “Daddy, tell us about when you made Mommy pregnant” . . . “Well Mommy was in L.A. and I was in Montana trying to put as much distance as possible between me and that disgusting chasm she has between her legs . . .”
The only way this story could get any gayer is if it was narrated by Lance Bass while show tunes played softly in the background.
Clay Aiken and Jaymes Foster