John Mayer leaving New York’s Bungalow 8 earlier this morning You know how John Mayer is supposed to be dating Jennifer Aniston? Oops, someone forgot to tell him. The New York Post says: A source in New York saw Mayer, a notorious horndog, out at 1Oak Friday night with Adam Levine, and Mayer “was all over some […]

John Mayer is already two timing Jennifer Aniston
John Mayer leaving New York’s Bungalow 8 earlier this morning

You know how John Mayer is supposed to be dating Jennifer Aniston? Oops, someone forgot to tell him. The New York Post says:

A source in New York saw Mayer, a notorious horndog, out at 1Oak Friday night with Adam Levine, and Mayer “was all over some blond girl.” Mayer later asked the DJ to play some R. Kelly songs so “we can dance with our girls.” (Source)

I don’t understand. Besides Jennifer Aniston’s low self esteem, age, Jay Leno chin, and man-kryptonite in her vag,* she’s a total catch for any Hollywood star!

*a.k.a. a ticking biological clock

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