Amy Smart on the set of Crank 2 (4/29) “Nipple Tape Applier” — I know it doesn’t quite have the prestige and glamour of blogging in my underwear but the benefits seem pretty good, mainly that I get to touch boobs and not get slapped. On the downside, I’d have to feign a pretty heavy lisp […]

Amy Smart on the set of Crank 2 (4/29)

“Nipple Tape Applier” — I know it doesn’t quite have the prestige and glamour of blogging in my underwear but the benefits seem pretty good, mainly that I get to touch boobs and not get slapped. On the downside, I’d have to feign a pretty heavy lisp during the interview. Might even have to drop a few Sex and the City references.* No way they let straight guys do that. A straight guy would already be pepper sprayed and in cuffs. “But officer, licking her boob makes the tape stick superior!”

*that Miranda is such a little firecracker!

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