and boyfriend Reggie Bush returning from Puerto Vallarta (4/20) Though she accepted ’s apology for saying her ass looks like “cottage cheese inside a big trash bag,” is trying to make life a living hell for the socialite — and by “living hell” I mean “less free stuff”. The New York […]

Kim Kardashian hates Paris Hilton
and boyfriend Reggie Bush returning from Puerto Vallarta (4/20)

Though she accepted ’s apology for saying her ass looks like “cottage cheese inside a big trash bag,” is trying to make life a living hell for the socialite — and by “living hell” I mean “less free stuff”. The New York Post says:

Kardashian and her sisters are in Mexico, and she managed to wrangle Ed Hardy clothes and bathing suits for everyone on the trip under one condition. “She called paparazzi and tipped them off and she’ll be wearing Ed Hardy clothes,” said our insider. “But she tried to get them to promise that they wouldn’t give any more clothes to Paris.” (Source)

Why would Paris need more clothes anyway? She barely wears the ones she has now. Clothes on are like condoms on porn stars: both usually end up discarded on the floor . . . teeming with crabs. The best way for Kim to get back at Paris? Take something away that she actually uses every day - like her credit card, Valtrex, or gag reflex.

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[INFDaily.com]

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