Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend friend Samantha Ronson in Hollywood (3/27) Lindsay Lohan is not a lesbian, so says her friend, designer Wayne Joffe. His evidence? The fact that she really really wants to bang Kanye West. Joffe told In Touch Weekly: “Lindsay is friends with Sam [Ronson] — she isn’t a lesbian!” Lindsay, 21, was at Goa […]

Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend friend Samantha Ronson in Hollywood (3/27)

Lindsay Lohan is not a lesbian, so says her friend, designer Wayne Joffe. His evidence? The fact that she really really wants to bang Kanye West. Joffe told In Touch Weekly:

“Lindsay is friends with Sam [Ronson] — she isn’t a lesbian!” Lindsay, 21, was at Goa in LA on March 27 with Sam, 30, but the DJ was the furthest thing from her mind. “Lindsay was hitting on Kanye West. She was trying to talk to him all night until he finally asked her to join him at his table.”

Does trying to hook up with Kanye West really quell the rumors that Lindsay’s a lesbian? 5 foot 2 inch whiny rappers are about as masculine as Brooke Hogan is feminine. Now if she fucked a lumberjack or a blacksmith I might believe it. Or a gossip blogger. We’re a pretty tough breed. My office chair? Not ergonomic. Do I give a fuck? Well sometimes but mostly no.

[Pacific Coast News]

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