Below are some enlightening highlights from the world of celebrity quotes, courtesy of People magazine and other Hollywood news sources… “Every day I’ve eaten ham and cheese sandwiches, I can’t get enough of them. Wish they had these back in the States.” - “To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works. […]

Below are some enlightening highlights from the world of celebrity quotes, courtesy of People magazine and other Hollywood news sources…

“Every day I’ve eaten ham and cheese sandwiches, I can’t get enough of them. Wish they had these back in the Says.” -

“To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works. You do it once a year. Who cares?” -

“I hope Santa Claus rapes your f%*king moms.” - American Idol reject Danny Noriega, in a special holiday video tape that surfaced this week

Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag

“I actually texted her. It was really sad. She has to be going through a hard time.” - Audrina Patridge on the death of ’s stepbrother

“Models are back to what they were in the ’70s: clothes hangers.” - New America’s Next Top Model judge Paulina Porizkova

“I’m so happy. I can’t ask for anything more … except huge boobs.” - Nicole Kidman on pregnancy

“I love everything she does. If she does a poop and I have to change the diaper, I love that!” - Salma Hayek, on her daughter with Francois Henri-Pinault

“I like Britney. This day, first we were dancing slow, and then faster and faster … Then we did the fish-move and lots of other fun things.” - an impressionable 5-year-old after taking a dance class with

“It’s just rumors, man.” - Adnan Ghalib on reports that he has been cheating on and sending sordid text messages to other girls

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